afternoon headlines

LEANN RIMES – She’s been married for seven years to backup dancer Dean Sheremet, but new pictures show her kissing actor Eddie Cibrian. Top magazines tell me this is shocking, so I’m shocked, but not as much as I would be if I knew who any of those people were.  “This is so unlike him or her”, I might say if that were indeed the case.  (source = us magazine)

BRITNEY – a judge has made a temporary restraining order against Adnan Ghalib permanent, meaning he cannot go near her for three years.  It also means I need to look up the meaning of the word “permanent”, because I thought for sure it meant something else.  (source = ok!)

AUDRINA PATRIDGE – “the Hills” star signed a deal today for her own reality show with Mark Burnett Productions, executive producer of “Survivor” and “The Apprentice”.  The plan is to show more of her range as a performer.  The same reason I decided to start a band.  No one wanted to be in my band, so I just kinda drum with my foot and play cymbals with my knees and of course there's banjo and my clarinet is held in front of me with this metal brace thingy I made.  My understanding is that musicians get tons of pussy.  Nice.  (story = ew, images = mavrix)