LEANN RIMES – She’s been married for seven years to backup dancer Dean Sheremet, but new pictures show her kissing actor Eddie Cibrian. Top magazines tell me this is shocking, so I’m shocked, but not as much as I would be if I knew who any of those people were. “This is so unlike him or her”, I might say if that were indeed the case. (source = us magazine)
BRITNEY – a judge has made a temporary restraining order against Adnan Ghalib permanent, meaning he cannot go near her for three years. It also means I need to look up the meaning of the word “permanent”, because I thought for sure it meant something else. (source = ok!)
AUDRINA PATRIDGE – “the Hills” star signed a deal today for her own reality show with Mark Burnett Productions, executive producer of “Survivor” and “The Apprentice”. The plan is to show more of her range as a performer. The same reason I decided to start a band. No one wanted to be in my band, so I just kinda drum with my foot and play cymbals with my knees and of course there's banjo and my clarinet is held in front of me with this metal brace thingy I made. My understanding is that musicians get tons of pussy. Nice. (story = ew, images = mavrix)
FIST
way to sweep the leg
I don’t think “The Hills” and “star” should ever be in the same sentence unless “sucks like a neutron” is between them.
Mercy is for the weak B.
Those booties things are FUCKING HIDEOUS
“The plan is to show more of her range as a performer.”
Who says Hollyweird is out of funny…that comment alone nearly caused me to laugh myself into apoplexy…
Did she buy those boots at a garage sale at Prince’s house?
those boots make her perfectly fine legs look like they have cankles. ugh.
“Did she buy those boots at a garage sale at Prince’s house?”
Given Prince’s height, he’d have to have worn them as thigh boots…
so.. really all this new posting person does is troll around Perez and report the same exact things he reported 6 hours earlier?
Her boots may suck…..
….but if she wore a hat….she could keep that on…..
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Go on over there and turn on the light…no, all the lights
Now come back here and stand on a chair… yes, that’s right
Raise your arms up in to the air… and shake ‘em
Cali- who do think is going to get the ol boot tonight? Sandra….please let it be Sandra!!!
Cali27….
…actually…..that suggests the “old” writer may still be posting……
Glad that’s only a partial post, cus this wouldn’t even be a story if the first episode of Audrina’s new show had her cheating on her husband with a jealous ex violating a “permanent” restraining order.
OB- nice avi, i got one of those in a Hickory Farms gift box with some crackers and spicy mustard
Obs…uh
well…uh….wow
Topher…
….I like onion crackers…..with clam juice…
I would fuck the SLOW out of Audrina.
I don’t see what the fuss is all about, I kiss all my back up dancers.
Why is everyone talking to Ob-
WHAT THE FUCK?!