JAMES CAMERON – “Avatar”, his first movie since “Titanic”, could cost more than 300 million dollars, which would pass “Pirates of the Caribbean 3” as the most expensive movie ever made. Yet still a bargain to get a James Cameron 3D sci-fi movie. Not a bargain: Skippy peanut butter. The CouponLady Dianne Laumann says, “They’ve put a big dimple on the bottom.” (source = deadline: hollywood and abc2)
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - has his own brand of tequila coming out called “901”. A spokesman said, “901 is that time of night when your evening is ending, but your night is just beginning." Now say, “901 is how many cocks I’d like in my mouth”, and see which 901 explanation sounds gayer. (source = sun USA)
SELETA EBANKS - Quintessentially held a party last week for “Valentino: The Last Emperor”. I didn’t know what that was, but now it has a trailer. It sounds gay, so I didn’t watch the trailer, and I still don’t know what it is, other than an excuse to post new party pictures of five star beauty Gwyneth Paltrow and Seleta Ebanks in a tiny skirt. Seleta is so hot, and Gywneth is so ugly. They’re like arch enemies in a comic book they’re so different. (source = apple, splash)
Yyyyaaaawwwwnnnnnn….
Gwenyth must be handy to have around if you need a bottle opener or if you’d like to simulate the opening of the Ark of the Covenant.
All I know is that my work day ends at 5:01PM… and then Happy Hour begins… from there, it’s all a little hazey as far as the evening ending/night beginning bit.
Tequila should help clear that right up.
Gwyneth’s pores make me want to visit Epcot.
Goddamn fucking router shitty connection.
I’m about to go all Crabbus on this motherfucker.
Gwenyth Paltrow & Seleta Ebanks
How much more fucked up can the list of names get?
Did Chakakhan show up too?
Turn on the caps lock and get rid of the period in that first sentence, Chubb, and I think you just did.
::sings::
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you ooo ooo
I can read your mind
Damn you, Finks!
Turn.
The Kareoke.
Off.
Where’re the women at?
yawn, yawn, yawn.
James Cameron, what a fucking BORE!
That was the one, ohm.
Don’t care don’t care and don’t care!
I don’t believe .JT is gay.
Tip, Fink’s ass looks just like SuperB’s. Pretend he is a girl.
p00p
Oooh…. The Pretenders….
Thanks, ohmie.
Fink’s ass looks like a green skeleton of a fish in a red & yellow circle?
That’s…
What ARE you smoking, ohm?
Tip, Watt doesn’t think Justin Timberlake is gay. Pretend he is a girl.
i guess it’s true that you start to imitate your friends…cuz gwyn sure looks like mangina in that picture.