afternoon headlines

ISAIAH WASHINGTON – the former “Grey's Anatomy” star is being evicted from his home near Santa Monica because he is 5 months late on the rent.  Which in this case equals $100,000.  People in Omaha who pay 2 grand for a five-bedroom with a fenced yard must be laughing their ass off right now.  (source = ap) 

AMERICAN IDOL – producers for the show admitted today that the group number that opens each results show is lip-synched.  “Due to extensive choreography and to balance their voices with open mikes against a screaming audience, the Idols do sing along to their own prerecorded vocal track…”  The guy apologized, but I think he misunderstood.  If they could just turn on a radio for the entire hour that would be terrific. (source = ny times)

ZHANG ZIYI – finally, new pictures of the “Crouching Tiger” star on a topless beach in January.  The guy understandably burying his face in her ass is her boyfriend.  Hopefully.  Otherwise I masturbated to a rape in progress, and there's no way I can talk my way out of that again.