03.27.2009 afternoon headlines

T.I. – sentenced today to 366 days in jail for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers by a convicted felon.  It's part of a plea deal that includes 1,500 hours of community service and a $100,000 fine, but also makes him eligible for early release.  Then his prison will be his loneliness.  The rap world doesn't take kindly to lawbreakers. (source = mtv)

JESSICA BIEL  - she’s dated Justin Timberlake for two years, but he's a jackass so, “They’ve been fighting lately.  Justin has always loved women – singing about them, looking at them, flirting with them. He can’t help it!”  This is why I don’t listen to rock and roll.   It’s the front door to sex. (OK!)

NADINE VELAZQUEZ – the “My Name Is Earl” star was announced today as co-host of the 2009 Miss USA pageant, to be held in Las Vegas in two weeks.  By itself, that’s not news, but Nadine is the girl in the picture above, and she can do this.  And that should be the worlds headline even if the sun blows up later today.  (image source = splash)

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  1. FatOldElvis 03/27/2009 10:30

    This broad likes to bend over a lot. Nice and easy access for Chubby Elvis.

    Face down, ass up and all that.

  2. Death to Finkle! 03/27/2009 10:30

    Buy that… dollar…

  3. Old_Perv 03/27/2009 10:32

    Yawn.

  4. goofy fat titties 03/27/2009 10:33

    fatelvis, this is the zillionth time. how the fuck do you do this?

  5. Zombie 03/27/2009 10:33

    Does she even come with tits? Or are they sold separately?

  6. SuperB 03/27/2009 10:34

    Nice boots.

    also from prev post DTF..didya see my question?

  7. CodPiece 03/27/2009 10:34

    I’d buy oranges from her.

  8. goofy fat titties 03/27/2009 10:34

    zombie, you’re an idiot. that’s a perfect 10

  9. pepper 03/27/2009 10:34

    I’m giddy all over….

    I think I’m the only one here that’s not fucked up.

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/27/2009 10:35

    Justin Timberlake is “rock and roll”? That’s news to me.

    btw I want to shove my face in Nadine’s taco.

  11. leftnutofjesus 03/27/2009 10:35

    tits or not, she’d never get the fucking boot prints off her ears when i was through.

  12. Zombie 03/27/2009 10:35

    10 pounds maybe.

  13. Death to Finkle! 03/27/2009 10:36

    6P LED, of course. I also have a couple of G2 Nitrolons as throwaways. I upgraded to P61 lamps on them.

  14. pepper 03/27/2009 10:36

    Can they send Chris Brown to keep TI company?

  15. SuperB 03/27/2009 10:36

    And of course…when I go running on the beach I bring my little yapping dog…

  16. ohmwrecker 03/27/2009 10:36

    I’m going to start recruiting some bendy bitches for a series of nude yoga videos. Who wants in? Diane?

  17. goofy fat titties 03/27/2009 10:36

    yes, hillbilly-heaven offers you a better choice for sure

  18. leftnutofjesus 03/27/2009 10:36

    from that fagtastic angle, she shoulda just went full nude….seeing as i can’t see that weathered, blackened, batcave pussy of hers from here.

  19. Death to Finkle! 03/27/2009 10:37

    (Tan and olive drab.)

  20. Watt(Power) 03/27/2009 10:37

    *Kramer voice*

    Giddy up!

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