03.04.2009 aww what the hell is this

There are persistent rumors that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Greene faked their breakup for publicity, and pictures of them shopping together yesterday on Ventura wont help.  When a girl breaks up with a guy, they’re not supposed to spend this much time together.  I’ve had a few suggest with court orders that I shouldn’t even be within 300 yards.  But that applied to Brendon.  Thanks to this mustache and sombrero, I am now Señor Brendon.

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  1. GeneralDouchery 03/04/2009 10:11

    FIGZ?

  2. Shauna The Dead 03/04/2009 10:12

    Queen of the Jungle!

  3. Topper (Harry) Harley 03/04/2009 10:13

    Brend0n or not Brend0n, this mystery deepens….

  4. A.M. Lumber 03/04/2009 10:15

    Are they trying to be the new Pratts? Or should I say “prats”?

  5. GeneralDouchery 03/04/2009 10:15

    Is he wearing fucking Blue Blockers?

  6. mephistopheles jefferson 03/04/2009 10:18

    Hey, maybe he did read my post…

  7. WhoDeaux 03/04/2009 10:18

    If she has to fuck someone I guess she could do worse.

    I mean, if she’s not fucking me, does it really matter who she’s fucking?

  8. Long_Duk_Dong 03/04/2009 10:19

    Damn, damn……Daaaaamn.- Florida Evans 1977

  9. DB's Treasure 03/04/2009 10:19

    I’d plow her so hard until there was nothing left of her but a pile of steaming flesh and her sunglasses.

  10. Cali27 03/04/2009 10:20

    look at the bottom of those extension… is this LL in disguise????

  11. SupBv2 03/04/2009 10:20

    She does have his name tattooed on her, and he has hers….that would be motivation to stay together

  12. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/04/2009 10:21

    Nope not Blu Blockers.. you can still se his face.. but he is wearing Mr. Rogers sweater. If I were to wear that out I would get beat up… I do anyway but still…

  13. GeneralDouchery 03/04/2009 10:21

    WD

    While you raise a point…he is such a colossal douche and has always been. I can remember interviews he has done. Not the words but the feeling I came away with:

    What a talentless, self-important fucking cunt he is.

    The Sarah Connor Chronicles should be about someone trying to back in time and stop 90210 so we don’t have to deal with this fuck and the rest of them. Especially the blond one.

  14. Jabroni Superstah! 03/04/2009 10:21

    Take down the Christmas lights, honkey!

  15. Zombie 03/04/2009 10:21

    Brian’s expression implies he just sharted.

  16. CodPiece 03/04/2009 10:21

    Whose grandfather did he rob for that jacket?

  17. DB's Treasure 03/04/2009 10:21

    Whoa whoa, Cali. Speak ill of LiLo all you’d like, but leave Megan alone! I NEVER wanna see her take the Lohan road. I don’t even wanna joke about that!

  18. Cali27 03/04/2009 10:21

    no. wait. really. take a closer look at those ratty ends.

  19. mephistopheles jefferson 03/04/2009 10:21

    Actors get the dumbest tattoos. And also, why would you get a tattoo if you’re an actor? Doesn’t that affect your ability to play, gee, I don’t know, ANYONE other than yourself? Because I don’t think Hamlet had ink done.

    I’m just kidding. Brian Austin Green isn’t an actor.

  20. DB's Treasure 03/04/2009 10:21

    ::pets penis::

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