The cover story for today’s Star magazine claims that Angelina Jolie caught her lover Brad Pitt makin the moves on a “pretty young nanny.” He was allegedly rubbing her back, which several of my girlfriends swear is what people mean when they say “third base”. This nanny sounds like a real whore. Star says…
Angelina flew into a jealous rage when she walked past the open bedroom door of 8-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne (and found) Brad was on the bed rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!
It doesn’t say who exactly the nanny might be and they rarely use one in public so it’s hard to find pictures of any suspects, but this woman went with them to Lake Michigan. She’s pretty, so maybe it’s her. It might also be that white haired gentlemen. It’s unfounded and poorly thought out speculation like this that makes Tyler the website all of America is talking about.
HEART POUNDING UPDATE - An exhaustive investigation launched by this website has revealed that the mystery woman in the picture is actually Angelina’s assistant, and has been for several years. Word on the street says she is not the one that seduced Pitt. And by “investigation”, I mean, “someone who knows her sent me an email and I opened it”.
(image source = fame pictures)
Fuck yeah
The nanny has no tits, no curves, kinda has a butterface; but she’s got a nice tongue (and she’s not afraid to show it off in public). I’d slap a purple mushroom on this broad and call her fuckable.
I hope it means that Nanny and not Fran Drescher (sp?)
Could Angie have found a bigger pair of sunglasses? I’m not sure those are big enough for her skinny-ass face.
I hope to fucking god Angelina and Jen don’t team up to take off after Brad, that would be fucking ugly. Jen’s crazy ass persistence and Angelina’s violence fascination could be ugly when paired.
But the video would be a big seller Terd
Rem-
People still buy fuck films and snuff films? What the fuck was the internet made for then?
It would serve her fucking right if he did.
People who know how to use bit torrent Terd
Mmmm, Cali’s arse is back
it’s lunch time so i’ve got a few. work is flyin this week. why does that always happen when the boss is on vacation?
That woman is ugly, old, and married. It looks like she has on a wedding ring in the one photo.
Right, torrents were made for porn also, your point being?
OMG NO WAAYYYYY
My point being there is a large number of in-duh-viduals who have just about mastered the VCR
Calie, was the underwear really necessary at that angle?
Yes GD, it so was
do they still even make VCRs? :)
Oh yes Cali, they do. I think I still have a video 2000 machine in the shed somewhere….??
are those two fuck sticks gone?
on unrelated note fishsticks in some areas of england refers to a guys fingers that smell of recently touched vag