Britney used to have a huge, fantastically awesome rack (here), and even when she was going insane last January it was still pretty good (bam). Now it’s gone completely, somehow, but at least she’s still pretty good at wearing shorts. Mostly. Even here there are a few little things that keep her from being great, so you have to sit and stare and think - which I hate - and come to a conclusion. She’s like a shoe at the outlet mall. This was all much more flattering in my head before I started to type. The headline was so optimistic.
I would fuck PAP before I fucked Britney
Those are some pretty nice gams. I would bang her in any one of her incarnations. Crazy Brit, jailbait Brit, fat Brit, you name it, my penis would not discriminate as I’m sure it would be quite the experience.
I’d fuck ‘em both with a smile on my face and a knife in my hand, Duk.
Quick! Someone run over to Gisele’s place and swap the shorts out!
She’s a mess, but she’s totally fuckable.
fucking isn’t the word. i prefer “waller in it.”
you’d be better off with a 45 DB
So, which one of those cups has the vodka in it?
Her shirt’s on backwards, right?
Damn.
nice Dr. Scholl’s there, brit-brit. i guess carrying around all that crazy threw your back out?
“i seriously doubt what you say in your sex lives is true…”
Pap, FTR, very little of what I type about myself is exaggeration…the fact that is also tends to be dull and uninteresting is merely a bonus…
I’d bang her Achilles Tendon
i bet i know what’s wrong with her back.
same thing would be wrong with yours if a guy knows what he’s doing.
“I believe you solved your own case, yelraf. And I want to subscribe to your newsletter, sir.”
DB, look for my newsletter on your next Publisher’s Clearinghouse communique.
Amex Gold? Just a Gold?! Really?!
Even in this recession, my 3 year old nephew qualified for a fucking GOLD GARD!
Never would have fucked her,
Never will want to fucker her.
Kind of funny, I was always more into Christina Aguilera. Even when she went all skanky ho she was less filthy than this inbred little tart.
Now look at Xtina. Kid, Hubby and probably swimming with less STDs.
…Shit…typo.
From last thread I’d be willing to bet more people here haven’t banged B than have.
…versus an actual Gold Card. C… card.
How the fuck I managed to hit the G..?.. I’ll never know.
throat gonorrhea.
i’m pimping it.