I bet if you’re a law firm, a good way to impress potential clients is to leak their confidential voicemails to the internet. Like this one by Britney about her dad threatening to take her kids, which is now in the hands of JFXOnline.
“Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, you know, he’ll take my children away.
I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process of you guys taking care of everything–that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it, bye.”
Aww. She sounds so sad. And she’s sexy again so now I actually care. You hear that and get a bad feeling. It’s like seeing a baby kangaroo in a minefield. Something cute is in danger, and someone needs to save her. It's like Donkey King, but this time … the game is for real!
Fist
fist
Fist
Fist
Fist
Fist
Fist
Fist
Fist
Fist
“I will wheel barrow this bitch before and after her concert this week in Dallas.”
dum dum
it cracks me up how people spam the comments like anyone gives a shit
Uhhhhhhhh….what?
Is this the remedial Durden site? I feel like I just got left back in 2nd grade . . . again.
16th bitches!!!
Countdown to crazy Brit in..5…4…3…
also Doc, from previous post, I agree. It is fun to see their eyes light up when they say “im about to cum what should I do” and you smile and point to your mouth.
Fuck, Cod. I’m so bored I actually counted that shit. Nice ‘cypherin, though.
She sounded kind of hot…. bubbly….. Sup lean it back a little.
Elvis, you’re a fucking moron. No one thought that was funny except you and the cockroaches that infest your mother’s basement.
And you can’t tell me that someone didn’t have to explain what a conservatorship was to Britney, and that she didn’t have to pronounce it a dozen times before she made the call