03.25.2009 brooke hogan is a big star

In her mind, as she made her way to the Ritz Carlton pool in Miami on Saturday, and again just before she revealed her scandalous pink thong, Brooke Hogan was already planning for the next few days, once these “sexy” pictures were all over the internet.  Then in magazines like Star - maybe even the cover in a “guess who” kind of thing - a week later.  Some people on myspace, they be hatin, but only cuz they jealous LOL.  "If you doan like me, how come you always talkin bout me," she would say next week.

And that’s pretty much how it worked out.  Except, instead of paparazzi hiding in the trees, she was followed by William and his phone.  And William didn’t really “follow” her as much as he “sat there for an hour and then said fuck it why not”.  Amazing isn't it.  She's like the new Madonna with the way she manipulates the media.

comparison pics below:


(25) Comments

  1. Keyser S 03/24/2009 18:02

    That’s the right view for Brooke Hogan. Works for me.

  2. Old_Perv 03/24/2009 18:04

    Nice ass…… for a guy.

  3. Komodo 03/24/2009 18:06

    THRID!!!!!!!!@!@!

  4. Captain Wicked 03/24/2009 18:21

    I would hit that in a millisecond

  5. Primo 03/24/2009 18:33

    Any way you slice it…that is a fine ass…unattractive facially, but spankworthy nonetheless. Also, love the tramp stamp mark of excellence and maturity….

  6. WhoIsThisGuy 03/24/2009 18:42

    The Hulkster is beatin off to these pics right now.

  7. Hustile 03/24/2009 18:43

    Wtf is the point of posting pictures of this bitch?

  8. BERTMAN 03/24/2009 18:47

    i dont care what anyone says
    i would stick my dick in this hogan-with-hair.

  9. pepper 03/24/2009 18:53

    Bertman, is that after she sticks her dick in you or before?

  10. FatOldElvis 03/24/2009 18:57

    It’ll take a shitload of Three-O Vodka to make this broad stickable. Too bad I have no idea where to score some.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 03/24/2009 19:19

    I see that she is ready for her first starring role…

    “The Creature from the Brooke Lagoon”…

    it’s an Asian take on a classic…

  12. thisiswhatidoatwork 03/24/2009 19:30

    Yeah, as long as the face is not in view…

  13. MonyVibescu 03/24/2009 20:10

    I would like to perform the Eucharist upon her naked breasts. Shiny wet behind, I get hard and I cry. Spiritual masturbation and clear thoughts. Domine.

  14. Gerald B. Gardner 03/24/2009 20:19

    more like “the Creature for the Butt Lagoon”

  15. Demon Spawn 03/24/2009 21:07

    What Old_Perv said.

  16. toastymoe 03/24/2009 21:12

    i’d hit it!

  17. Komodo 03/24/2009 21:33

    Manbitch.

  18. Super Squirter 03/24/2009 22:25

    What moron wrote this post? It’s a sad day when I would rather look at Brooke Hogan’s pancake ass than read this website.

  19. mattiescramz 03/25/2009 00:42

    i’d fuck her like i was her BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  20. AngusC 03/25/2009 01:40

    Brooke’s ass looks great.

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