03.22.2009 bruce willis got married

Bruce Willis married his girlfriend Emma Heming yesterday at his vacation home in the Turks and Caicos islands.  E! News says…

(Willis), 54, and the 32-year-old British model met through friends and began dating last year.  Guests at the Caribbean wedding included Willis' ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher.  (Willis and Demi’s) three daughters, Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah, 15, also attended the wedding.

In honor of this blessed event, I pulled some random modeling and bikini pictures of her, and brightened some from the “Leatherheads” premier so you can kind of see her tits.  I'm quite the fancy gentleman.

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  1. Mittens 03/22/2009 13:32

    Harrison, now Bruce?

    What old ass actor, who’s dating a super hot 30 year old, will marry next? George Clooney?

  2. Chubb Norris 03/22/2009 14:35

    Yippie Ki Yay motherfucker!!

  3. Chubb Norris 03/22/2009 14:36

    John McClane FTW

  4. Chubb Norris 03/22/2009 14:39

    I’ll give it to you new guy. What you lack in experience, you make up for with effort.

    (in a totally non-gay way.)

  5. Chubb Norris 03/22/2009 14:41

    http://imgs.actualite-de-stars.com/1/1209775892_EmmaHemming09-1.jpg

    Not bad.

  6. Rokan 03/22/2009 15:00

    You’re a good guy, Chubb. Its that kind of encouragement that will allow Mittens to grow up onto a fine, upstanding, (non-gay) citizen.

  7. Shauna The Dead 03/22/2009 15:23

    Chubb - I’m beginning to think you don’t have a job, family, car, television, or pet? It seems like you and Pepper are ALWAYS here typing comments to yourself no matter what time of day it is!

  8. Rokan 03/22/2009 15:23

    Hey Shauna. How’s your Sunday?

  9. Old_Perv 03/22/2009 15:35

    She’s hot but I will have to pass seeing how Bruce has done her.

  10. Rokan 03/22/2009 15:37

    Gotta run, still in Colorado at meetings. Bruce seems to have landed himself a winner, but I think her nipples are air-brushed on Chubb’s link.

    I’m partial to red-heads myself.

  11. Rokan 03/22/2009 15:40

    Hey, Perv. How’s it hanging?
    Keep Shauna company will ya.. I’ll check in later and see who’s as bored as me.

    And by the way, there’s no way you’d pass on hitting that, just admit it.

  12. Pauly Dangerously 03/22/2009 16:02

    He should take her skiing.

  13. Petrified Wood 03/22/2009 16:36

    look theose big ole tities makes you want to shittay.

  14. pepper 03/22/2009 17:34

    At least Emma has a smaller nut-sack then Demi Moore.

    Shauna The Dead, are you related to that reatard BallsNY , FukU or Ballsy?

  15. pepper 03/22/2009 17:38

    some people may call him a retard.

  16. Richard 03/22/2009 19:00

    Bruce Willis is my hero.

  17. ohmwrecker 03/22/2009 20:12

    Does anyone else think she looks like a younger Demi Moore?

  18. Chubb Norris 03/22/2009 20:59

    Yeah, I can kinda see that Ohm.

    Pre-body/facial reconstruction Demi maybe.

  19. Chubb Norris 03/22/2009 21:01

    Shauna, most people have a brown round.

    Is it too much to assume that you have a red round? Like a roosters ass yeah?

    Im only kidding dear Shauna. I love red ass hair.

    Really.

  20. Chubb Norris 03/22/2009 21:22

    XOXO…

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