bruce willis is really smart

March 25, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The official version is that Bruce Willis met his new wife, the Victoria’s Secret model 24 years younger than him, though “friends”.  But why wait for your dead beat friends to hook you up when you can just cast a bunch of models in your movie and then have sex with them.

An impeccable source tells Page Six: "During the casting of “Perfect Stranger”, Bruce was very involved with the casting (even for minor roles).  He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was there.”

They say he nailed two chicks who ended up in the movie, and his new wife was one of them, but here’s an interesting point: no shit.  Of course he did that.  I would too.  Look at her.  If I hit that I would cum so hard the force would push me five feet in the air, like my penis was a jetpack.

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