The official version is that Bruce Willis met his new wife, the Victoria’s Secret model 24 years younger than him, though “friends”. But why wait for your dead beat friends to hook you up when you can just cast a bunch of models in your movie and then have sex with them.
An impeccable source tells Page Six: "During the casting of “Perfect Stranger”, Bruce was very involved with the casting (even for minor roles). He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was there.”
They say he nailed two chicks who ended up in the movie, and his new wife was one of them, but here’s an interesting point: no shit. Of course he did that. I would too. Look at her. If I hit that I would cum so hard the force would push me five feet in the air, like my penis was a jetpack.
Why even bothered getting married if you can cast hot models and bang them every for movie you make?
goofy tits for the win?
Any particular reason there aren’t more pictures of this godly creature half-naked? I won’t be able to stand for quite some time.
I think my pursed ass hole is bigger than this chick’s nips. I’d still have a go-round w/ her.
apparently not
Larvae tits for third? Fourth?
is there really a point to this post? it’s bruce fucking willis. he could buy a chick or threaten one to marry him. i’d still like him
Or I could just scroll down. Captain Ameridouche=Dumbass
I don’t see the larvae/maggots. Looks like a bunch of little circles photoshopped over a nipple. Got a full-size version, DTF?
OK DB, that made me laugh.
Regardless, Bruce is still the fuckin man.
“Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.”
Zombie, DTF does have a full sized version, but you do not want to see it.
Dammit, if this is gonna turn into the Bruce Willis update page can we at least get a clip of ‘The Last Boy Scout’ or ‘Striking Distance’?
Who’s the best cop now Jimmy?
I knew you could appreciate it, Topher.
Here ya go, Z:
http://tinyurl.com/cpaj5
Sensei, who would you rather read about all day; Chris Brown or Bruce “The Fuckin’ Man” Willis?
http://tinyurl.com/cpaj5
last boy scout was good. underrated, but good
Nice delay, jackass.
Sensei - “The kind that shred!”
:: explosion ::
i’ve seen hotter chicks working at the mall.
bruce is just like my boss. using his money and stature to get pussy.
i think they read the same book.
“How To Get Laid When Your More Played Out Than Thriller In A Gay Dorm Room Danceoff”