03.20.2009 cameron diaz is a natural beauty

A lot of people think that Cameron Diaz is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, if not the world.  A lot of people have been horribly misinformed.


(145) Comments

  1. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 12:21

    Who’s your Daddy?

  2. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 12:22

    Kinda of fug but a great body. I’d hit it. Hard

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/20/2009 12:24

    She’s always been kind of a butterwaistup to me.

    Nice ass and I’d bet the snatch is finely manicured and smells like root beer but she’s not all that pretty in comparison to some other famous bitches.

  4. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 12:25

    Who am I kidding…

    …I’d still plow this pig even with all the metal on her head.

  5. scum 03/20/2009 12:25

    She make Cloris Leachman look hot.

  6. Believedat07 03/20/2009 12:26

    she was hot in the mask and there’s something about mary.

  7. leftnutofjesus 03/20/2009 12:26

    due to the large amount of coke and hash baggies in her hair, i’d like to assume she’s finally figured out how to make herself appealing to me.

    i can only hope she likes a session of snap the fucking frame, then gank the bitch’s hair off and scidaddle.

  8. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 12:26

    SupB, a player does get five minutes in the penalty box for fighting, but the team doesn’t go shorthanded.

    Cali, NASCAR is the most watched sport in the country.

  9. leftnutofjesus 03/20/2009 12:26

    skidaddle?

  10. leftnutofjesus 03/20/2009 12:27

    eh..fuck it. i just like hash.

  11. Long_Duk_Dong 03/20/2009 12:27

    this fucking place is going down like topher at the blue oyster bar…

    this place is going down like DB at an all you can eat Kim K ass buffet….

    this place is going down like (p)rick on an eclair….

    going down like sup on the football team during a Sammy Smiths keg party

  12. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 12:28

    We all can agree that she looked absolutely SMOKIN (no pun intended) in The Mask, right?

  13. yelraf 03/20/2009 12:28

    Cali, from last thread…NASCAR…shitloads of people watch NASCAR. It’s fuckin’ HUGE business and brings in tons of money. If it wasn’t making piles of money, TV wouldn’t waste money on it.

    That having been said, I’m not one of the crazy-ass fans. I grew up with it. I’ve gotta work two 12 hour days at one next weekend.

  14. Watt(Power) 03/20/2009 12:28

    Ill bet you could fart while she was blowing you and she’d giggle

  15. TopherRyan 03/20/2009 12:28

    My shit smells like Cloris Leachman

  16. leftnutofjesus 03/20/2009 12:29

    i had to obtain a new apartment. a sweet one if i might add. so just got back from lunch. and i was busy watching my bracket improve a little while letting zbars dissolve under my tongue and taking the kind hits.

  17. scum 03/20/2009 12:29

    I have foil on my head to but it is to prevent the CIA from stealing my thoughs.

  18. SupBv2 03/20/2009 12:29

    so they get to replace player during penalty?

    sorry…maybe im not trackin

  19. Long_Duk_Dong 03/20/2009 12:29

    stop eating hags, fag

  20. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 12:30

    Is it me, or does she kinda look like Dolph Lundgren(sp?) in the banner pic?

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