eva longoria is doing it right

Eva Longoria strutted up and down in front of the paparazzi outside Beso, her restaurant in Hollywood, last night.  And, oohh, this is just perfect.  Little with big tits.  Just like a girl should be.  I saw this "Law and Order" one time and this dude was cheating on his wife with all these women and they were all short and skinny, and then he drowned and strangled them, but I could totally get where he was coming from.  I mean, not the strangling part.  Or the drowning.  Or the cheating.  You know what I probably should have just kept this whole thing to myself.

(image source = splash news)