KATY PERRY – On Friday, because of this, I forgot for a few seconds why I think I would punch Katy Perry. Oh, wait. Yeah here we go: “I fart a lot. I'm hopping around. I'm a little gassy. I don't care. It's my stage.” You know what, I don’t care how big her tits are … um, okay I very much do care, but god damn is she annoying. (source = the sun USA)
GWYNETH PALTROW – Gwyneth is opening a gym in NYC, and it's pretty much exactly what you might expect from her. One person asked to join said, “It's ridiculous. Membership is like $4500 to join and then hundreds of dollars a month. Who can afford that right now?” Paltrow is so far removed from reality, when the woman said 4500 was too high, Paltrow probably thought she was retarded, and showed her pictures of an apple and a duck. “Can you say duck. Duuuck. Duck. The duck says quack.” (source – sydney morning herald)
ANNA FARIS – this chick is really really funny. And she looks like this. And in this months GQ, she talks about all the weed she smokes. If she got any more perfect it would turn out she can fly. (source = GQ)
I’d still throw my nut in Katy Perry even if she shits watery diarrhea in her pants while jumping around.
I’m not picky – poontang is poontang.
Katy Perry isn’t ugly but Anna Ferris’ attitude makes her look like a troll by comparison.
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I would like to raped by both Katy Perry and Anna Ferris..
Oh the wonders of photoshop editing….
Anna Faris is a cute girl, but c’mon folks, this is airbrush city
Anna Faris is a bad bitch.
Mmmmmm
Ah, if we look closely we see the elusive underboob! Perhaps natures geatest recluse, this will serve as masturbatory fodder for young and those unable to figure out how to beat age-verification software alike.
Wow, Anna Faris looks FAN-F**KING-TASTIC in the banner pic.
I’ll have to go rent House Bunny and smack myself to sleep tonight.
Don’t know who she is, but I would defintely make the mess on her smile.
i thought this was an appropriate spot :]
i can’t get out of it but i can be there at 11….
ANNAFTW
Anna Faris is such a piece of ass. I’ve had it in for her for a looooong time.
And get over Katy Perry already. No shit her tits are great, lots of annoying whores have great tits. But at least with Anna you don’t want to kick her out of the bed after your done fuckin’.
I don’t know how it happened, but Anna Faris got really hot about 3 years ago and hasn’t loosened her imaginary grip on my penis ever since. Katie Perry’s lips still look like those of a burn victim, but I’d still motorboat her, though.
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I’ve liked anna faris since scary movie.
not that I’ve watched that piece of crap
*drops dvd behind couch*
Instead of being able to fly, Anna Faris would be more perfect if she could blow me from that sexy picture on my monitor.
I’m pretty sure she’d be willing to give it a try though.
Anna Faris is “cute” but has a lumpy face……ergo…..she needs bigger tits.
I’d fuck her….in the sense that I’d fuck Lily Allen…..
Bet they’d be a fun fuck…..but you don’t want to hang around with either the next day.
Let’s just be honest here. Anna’s ass and my tongue could be great friends for a very, very long time.
She is ridiculously hot, absolutely adorable.