It looks like outakes to an ad for discount rum, but no, it’s just Paris Hilton begging for attention as always. And now she’s dating some other attention whore. Someone better paint his penis with that white water sealant stuff they coat basement walls with, because if these retards have a kid, that demon would come out with a pentagram carved in its forehead.
(picture source = flynet)
I see a pale skinny owl holding a parrot. I must be drinking too much or not enough, I can’t remember.
FOE should suck on that parrot.
Fist
The bird has more breast meat then that beanpole.
Parrot with doodoo as the parrot.
can chris brown please go out with her so he can beat her rich bich rub it in your face snobby ass attitude…or at least dirty sanchez her!
Jimmy Buffet is looking good.
Which one has the most wonky eyes?
Fuck you, wonk-eyed pirate!
I come back from lunch to this fucking wonky eyed itty bitty titty talentless cunt.
Burn in hell Paris!
Aye matey,
She has a raging case of hAAAARRRRRpies and a sunken treasure chest.
A pirates dream…. a sunken chest.
I would still make her walk the gangbang plank.
She makes me timber shiver.
She gave my timber slivers.
Her fucking purse has her fucking name embroidered on it! Either she’s using this photo-op to advertise some shitty over-priced Cambodian-sweatshop-manufactured accessories, or she’s like the retarded kid at school who still needed his name sewn in the back of his shirt when he was 15.
I’d say it’s 50/50 on either of those possibilities.
She gave me the herps just looking at this picture.
I’m sure her jolly has been rogered. (repeatedly)
Ummm…Paris is the one in blue and yellow???
I would totally stick my dick all up in that mouth.
Not sure how the beak would feel on my sack, but I’m still game.