03.30.2009 gisele will steal your baby

If you don’t remember, New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady dated actress Bridgett Moynahan from 2004 to 2006, and got her pregnant just before they broke up.  Then he dated and eventually married supermodel Gisele Bundchen.  But Gisele makes it clear in this months Vanity Fair that she respects Bridget’s role as the mother of Toms child, so much so that she and Bridget live in the same town but have never met and Gisele says he’s, “my child, 100 percent.” 

 “I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent,” Gisele says. “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”

This is what happens when girls are too hot.  They go their entire lives without anyone telling them to shut the hell up and so they never realize that they’re dumb.  But she would have been put in her place if she wore these shorts out this weekend, because I had mine on too, except mine lace up in the front as well, and several very satisfied ladies agreed that I owned that shit.


(307) Comments

  1. TeamAwesomeCObra 03/30/2009 08:59

    FIRST

  2. snatch 03/30/2009 09:01

    I don’t know if you have heard or even talked about it, but the Shamwow guy got arrested for beating on a hooker because she was biting his tongue and wouldn’t let go.

    wow cares about Giselle?

  3. Death to Finkle! 03/30/2009 09:01

    Not the best feet in the world, but I’d still bang her.

  4. Zombie 03/30/2009 09:01

    Very nice, but very overrated.

  5. Rokan 03/30/2009 09:03

    I bet she sqirts, Zombie.

  6. RedRage 03/30/2009 09:03

    But Z, look at the last picture. C’mon man, that ass is fucking magic! I’d explode before I got that damn string untied!

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 03/30/2009 09:04

    “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important”

    Gisele, hun, I want YOU to have a great relationship with his mom…preferably on several Blu-Ray DVDs…

  8. Rokan 03/30/2009 09:04

    I mean “squirts.” Fuck, I’m so horny I can’t type. I don’t know if I need food or pussy. Bet the next I eat liverwurst I pop a nut spontaneuosly!

  9. FatOldElvis 03/30/2009 09:04

    I gave lusting after hot, coke whore models for lent. So I’m into fat chicks.

    Not really.

  10. ohmwrecker 03/30/2009 09:05

    That kid is going to be popular with TWO hot mommies.

  11. snatch 03/30/2009 09:06

    of course she loves te kid - she didn’t have to use her body to have it

  12. Just the Tip 03/30/2009 09:06

    I remember these pics. Fucking slaapy had the funniest fucking comment on that post. Random as hell.

    ::grabs ladder & climbs up to yell::

    I THINK YOU HAVE A MOTH PROBLEM!

    Something like that. Forgive me for fucking with hilarity. I know it’s not really my thing.

  13. RemSteale 03/30/2009 09:08

    Mandonna has competition….

  14. Zombie 03/30/2009 09:09

    RedRage, she is pretty. But I don’t think she lives up to the title of “Most Beautiful Girl In The World” as many have proclaimed her to be.

    She’s also currently the highest paid model. I just don’t see it.

  15. RemSteale 03/30/2009 09:10

    Slaapy, yet another MIA…

  16. RaeJillian 03/30/2009 09:10

    T-R-A-S-H!

  17. RaeJillian 03/30/2009 09:10

    W-H-O-R-E!

  18. GeneralDouchery 03/30/2009 09:10

    She is past her prime.

    Time to make glue.

  19. ohmwrecker 03/30/2009 09:11

    I think she’s a little mannish in the face . . . not a lot, just a wee bit.

  20. RemSteale 03/30/2009 09:11

    Associating liverwurst with ejaculation?

    Kinky

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