gisele will steal your baby

If you don’t remember, New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady dated actress Bridgett Moynahan from 2004 to 2006, and got her pregnant just before they broke up.  Then he dated and eventually married supermodel Gisele Bundchen.  But Gisele makes it clear in this months Vanity Fair that she respects Bridget’s role as the mother of Toms child, so much so that she and Bridget live in the same town but have never met and Gisele says he’s, “my child, 100 percent.” 

 “I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent,” Gisele says. “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”

This is what happens when girls are too hot.  They go their entire lives without anyone telling them to shut the hell up and so they never realize that they’re dumb.  But she would have been put in her place if she wore these shorts out this weekend, because I had mine on too, except mine lace up in the front as well, and several very satisfied ladies agreed that I owned that shit.