03.11.2009 hey its that girl no one knows

I don’t know what madman thought it would be a good idea to do this years Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue without Marisa Miller, but I hope he got fired.  I hope he got fired, I hope they stole his car, seduced his wife, punched his kids in the face and planted child pornography on his computer.  Even worse, they filled the ginger spot with Brazilian mess Cintia Dicker and her terrifying amount of freckles.   In fact when I saw this I hid under my bed and cried for like 10 minutes because I was so scared.  But then I came out.  I'm pretty brave, huh?


(174) Comments

  1. Willie Beamin 03/11/2009 14:05

    mind if I do a J?

  2. FatOldElvis 03/11/2009 14:06

    It’s appropriate her last name is Dicker cause that’s exactly what I want to do to her.

  3. Willie Beamin 03/11/2009 14:06

    I am no Photog but black and white pics should be a no no

  4. CodPiece 03/11/2009 14:08

    What a cunt-tastic post!

  5. Willie Beamin 03/11/2009 14:08

    neither should the color

  6. rahulvictor 03/11/2009 14:09

    i dont know about all those freckles

  7. ShawnP 03/11/2009 14:09

    You missed the boat on Dicker. I’m talking about the skinboat to runa town.

  8. ShawnP 03/11/2009 14:10

    Wait, wtf is runa town! I suck.

  9. WhoDeaux 03/11/2009 14:11

    I’m a fan of fair skin as much as the next descendant of northwestern European marauding imperialist swine but holy lord let’s draw a line on it for fuck’s sake.

    She looks like the ‘plain one’ from a 1980s summer camp movie.

    :: shudder ::

  10. ohmwrecker 03/11/2009 14:11

    I really don’t mind the freckles on her, because she is super fucking hot. The only time I don’t care for freckles is when they are on an ugly chick.
    So, you see, freckles aren’t really the issue . . . I guess is what I am trying to say . . . the main point of the . . .

  11. Fussy Bitch 03/11/2009 14:12

    Gross, freckles and moles and more freckles… it all too much

  12. ohmwrecker 03/11/2009 14:12

    I see we disagree . . .

    ::walks off in a huff::

  13. Willie Beamin 03/11/2009 14:13

    ::pats Ohm on the shoulder::

    It’s going to be ok…

  14. Willie Beamin 03/11/2009 14:14

    http://tinyurl.com/cknc78

    this is fun

  15. WhoDeaux 03/11/2009 14:15

    Sensei/DD from the last thread -

    Well hey at least my first 2 guesses at Ishmael indicate I have a brain in my head. There’s worse things.

    Now let’s gang bang. There’s worse things.

  16. Just the Tip 03/11/2009 14:15

    I swear I’m the Harbinger of New Threads… everytime I’m dropping a comment on the previous thread, a new one pops up and I’m just over there… talking to my fucking self…

    Which, uhh… I think is pretty standard around here anyway.

  17. Slaappy got fingerbanged 03/11/2009 14:16

    SI loves them freckles and she still is no Sunny Bippus

  18. Willie Beamin 03/11/2009 14:16

    Did some one just say something?

  19. Fussy Bitch 03/11/2009 14:17

    WB - disturbing, but not as bad as the link on the bottom of that page “Worst Plastic Surgeries “

  20. Just the Tip 03/11/2009 14:17

    No.

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