03.12.2009 hilary duff is nice

The reason you hear bad things about people like Sean Penn and Kirsten Dunst is because they suck.  Everyone hates them, especially people who work in restaurants, because they're famous for the way they tip.  Famous in the bad way (here’s a story where Penn left nothing on a $450 tab, and Dunst left the same on a $233 tab).  Hilary Duff on the other hand…

After getting her hair dyed and styled at the Byron and Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills, the singer left an extra $200 on top of a $250 bill!  And it's not just at the salon that she splurges. "She slips hundreds to everyone, from valets and restroom attendants to Starbucks cashiers," says a pal, explaining that Hilary is so generous because when her mom, Susan, worked as a makeup artist she often got crummy tips.

Wow.  I hope when I’m rich like Hilary I’m this nice to waiters when its time to pay the bill, instead of sneaking up behind them and holding a rag soaked in ether over their face, then locking them in a bathroom stall, like I do now. 

SEXY BONUS PICTURE - Hilary at a party for the release of a porn movie, here.


(89) Comments

  1. Fake FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 14:24

    fist

  2. FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 14:25

    Oh I get it, when a hot little tart slips someone a tip it’s cool, but when I slip women a (pierced) tip, the police get called and I have to appear in court (again). This country makes me sick.

  3. Fake FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 14:25

    “I’ve got something I could slip this bitch.”

  4. GeneralDouchery 03/12/2009 14:32

    Great and her tits are where?

  5. WhoDeaux 03/12/2009 14:35

    I’m old, officially.

    I honestly have no idea who this is or why she’s famous.

    She’s cute in a ‘not quite hot enough to be a supermodel but hot enough to be a regular model’ kinda way.

  6. GeneralDouchery 03/12/2009 14:38

    No, it is less that you are old more that she is only barely famous.

  7. Harenmahkeester 03/12/2009 14:40

    Sean Penn takes the waiter outside, holds a pitch fork at his neck and declares, “when you die… on your deathbed… you’ll receive total consciousness.”

    So the waiter has that going for him. Which is nice ;)

  8. SuperB 03/12/2009 14:41

    She is some Disney phenom WhoD

    I only know about her cause of my daughter…

  9. Something to take the Edge off 03/12/2009 14:42

    She needs more work done

  10. Evil Malcom Norris 03/12/2009 14:43

    i only “tip” hookers that much

  11. Nancy Reagan 03/12/2009 14:43

    Balloon kitties.

  12. scum 03/12/2009 14:43

    Whodouche, your on a gay ass gossip site and you dont know who this slab of fresh meat is?

  13. WhoDeaux 03/12/2009 14:45

    Scum -

    No, I don’t. I thought my comment made that clear.

  14. Something to take the Edge off 03/12/2009 14:46

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    Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George’s County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

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  15. TopherRyan 03/12/2009 14:46

    Isn’t this Hannah Montana?

  16. Nancy Reagan 03/12/2009 14:48

    Fuck you, smileys…

  17. Nancy Reagan 03/12/2009 14:48

    Fuck you, website…

  18. SuperB 03/12/2009 14:48

    Topher,

    no..there is a string of the no account soon to be whores in the Disney factory…

    ugh..I can’t wait for my daughter to grow out of it, fo reals

  19. Chistev 03/12/2009 14:48

    Tonight, When I get home, I shall Tug to an image of young Ms Duff. In her honour, I shall keep my seed and send it to Mr. Penn as a tip to him.

  20. Just the Tip 03/12/2009 14:49

    I made the mistake of seeing Bangkock Dangerous… she plays a sultry lil’ siren with primo Daddy Issues.

    …then drops a scorpion down the front of her pants.

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