03.09.2009 i guess she showed us

Much has been made about how much weight Jessica Simpson has gained lately, but it seems that was all a big misunderstanding because last night in Florida she wore a pair of shorts that were vaguely similar to shorts she wore when she made that Dukes of Hazzard movie.  So I guess she’s the same size as she was then, and hasn’t gained a pound.  Wow, I’m surprised, but here it is, proof.   You have to admit, this would be impossible to fake.  

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  1. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 06:05

    I think she is awesome… and by awesome I mean I would hit it.. an by hit it I mean with my dick….

  2. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 06:05

    She is still hotter than 95% of the women on the planet…

  3. Sensei John Kreese 03/09/2009 06:06

    She borrow Suzanne Somers’ thighmaster?

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 03/09/2009 06:07

    I wondered what happened to those old jeans I donated to Goodwill…nice to see they found an new home…

  5. gabby jay 03/09/2009 06:07

    She must be some kind of shape shifter! Still a fatty though.

  6. Sensei John Kreese 03/09/2009 06:08

    Nah, that’s not fatty at all.

  7. dirtydiane1 03/09/2009 06:09

    Showed us what?

    Where all the Little Debbies disappeard to?

  8. Rokan 03/09/2009 06:10

    Is that Brooke Hogan?

  9. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 06:10

    Figz…. yadda yadda

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 03/09/2009 06:11

    Messica is kind enough to show us the “before”…she’s schedded to take on NutraSystem…I predict Messica will finish the four week meal program in three days…and still be hungry for more…

  11. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 06:11

    I would make my nutty bar disappear in that….

  12. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 06:11

    I’d put it in her Fudge Round…

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 03/09/2009 06:11

    “Is that Brooke Hogan?”

    Nope, Messica has a smaller penis…named Tony Homo…

  14. RemSteale 03/09/2009 06:12

    I’m sorry, but thats not fat. Nice boobies too

  15. Sensei John Kreese 03/09/2009 06:12

    Ugh, a buddy of mine has some of that Nutrisystem shit, for shits and giggles I tried a power bar type thing, it may have been the worst tasting thing I’ve had in my life.

  16. RemSteale 03/09/2009 06:14

    No, Marmite is the worst tasting food in the world….

  17. Rokan 03/09/2009 06:14

    A few more pounds and she can play center for the Cowboys, then Tony can warm his hands in between those umbrella stands she calls thighs.

  18. WhoDeaux 03/09/2009 06:15

    Fudge Round?

    I realize there’s no pooh issues with Jessica so ‘Fudge Round’ isn’t really relevant to the bashing but it’s the only Little Debbie product not mentioned yet.

    Fudge Round would be Indiana Jones sidekick’s name in Temple Of Doom if it took place in Africa instead of India.

  19. WhoDeaux 03/09/2009 06:16

    Sorry TGGT. You beat me to the Fudge Round.

    So to speak.

  20. Zombie 03/09/2009 06:18

    Sensei: If you think that’s bad, you should try eating TGGT’s wife out.

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