I rarely ever seem to understand what the hell is going on, and it's happening again today because the New York Post ran this about Scarlett Johansson being on a strict diet for "Iron Man 2":
Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves! Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon's "Tribute to Film" soiree at London's Big Sky Studios when the "very slim" actress strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress.
And now everyone is going all apeshit because her tits are disappearing. In reality the problem was that Moet and Chandon light a red carpet like they’re getting ready to tell ghost stories. Just brighten the pics from Tuesday are her tits are nothing a push up can't fix (here). The bigger problem is that she dresses like she’s always on the way to ask a church for money ever since she got married. This is her in December. Here she is a few weeks earlier. Here a week before that. Here a week before that. She dressed okay at her premiere in February (here), but oh my fucking god nothing like she did just one year ago (bam). What happened to that Scarlett? The fun Scarlett. I hate the new Scarlett.
Fine!
Yeah something’s different, she’s not practicing her dick sucking face in the other pictures.
What a fucking bitch.
(I’d still slap her titties around and “pee” in her)
Yeah she played in Will Eisner’s movie. that’s what happened to her.
well, I guess that proves black IS slimming…now to find some black shirts…maybe I can get my moobs to a small C for a change…
unattractive. i’d still fuck her silly. but i’d do my grandma
I would take the shawn johnson condom I jusy fucked megan fox with and scorch the earth between this bitches legs.
even dead for 4 years and he still turns everything to shit.
Why is she not naked?
who?
Doc, I ask that question about nearly every woman I see.
“Why is she not naked?”
very good question
she married who? who cares…
doc, you’ve lost weight did you lose your funbags?
Pottz,
I told you to stay at the last post and watch out for newbies. WTF?
Out for the day later stunt cock enthusiasts
I’ll fuck LILO before I fuck this bitch. I find her as ugly as Ohm’s wife. The only nice thing about Ohm’s wife, she will swallow every drop!
She needs a shitload of makeup to even look presentable (whatever, like I’d stay around after fucking her anyway), but if she looses those great tits of hers my interest in her is going to plummet.
Pepper, why are you so jealous?
Hell yeah! Her tits were too big before. Now they’re perfect!
Pepper,
So dids Pottz’s mom, and since I shot it in her ass, it was quite impressive!