I rarely ever seem to understand what the hell is going on, and it's happening again today because the New York Post ran this about Scarlett Johansson being on a strict diet for "Iron Man 2":
Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves! Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon's "Tribute to Film" soiree at London's Big Sky Studios when the "very slim" actress strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress.
And now everyone is going all apeshit because her tits are disappearing. In reality the problem was that Moet and Chandon light a red carpet like they’re getting ready to tell ghost stories. Just brighten the pics from Tuesday are her tits are nothing a push up can't fix (here). The bigger problem is that she dresses like she’s always on the way to ask a church for money ever since she got married. This is her in December. Here she is a few weeks earlier. Here a week before that. Here a week before that. She dressed okay at her premiere in February (here), but oh my fucking god nothing like she did just one year ago (bam). What happened to that Scarlett? The fun Scarlett. I hate the new Scarlett.