Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer two weeks ago, but at least she had a good reason. She went to Europe to promote “Hotel for Dogs” or whatever it was, and while she was there he updated his twitter page a lot. That no-good son of a bitch. A source tells the Daily Mail…
“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her e-mails and when she would finally catch up with him, he'd say, 'I've been so busy with work. I'm sorry I haven't had time to call you back.' Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates. Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like, “He has time for all this Twittering but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?"
“Unimpressed” and “infuriated” were two of the words attributed to this clingy bitch about Mayer updating his twitter page. Interacting with fans, in other words. It’s hard to believe a fantastic lady like this can’t stay in a relationship isn’t it? She seems delightful. Old, ugly, self-centered and obsessed with Brad Pitt. Rrawrrr, what a catch! I hope she never has another date, unless Chris Brown asks her to go for a car ride.