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March 21, 2009 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments
Hayden Panettiere hit up Eva Longorias restaurant last night, and she should go back home and never come out again because this is the best she’ll ever look. She had breasts somehow, just like a girl does. But then she was lead away by some mysterious cloaked hand into the darkness of the night (bye hayden). I assume she’s still alive. At least she didn’t go skiing and fall gently into soft wet snow. Canadian resorts tell me that fluffy soft snow is Natures Loaded Gun!
(image source = splash and pacific coast)