03.28.2009 katherine heigl was just kidding

Katherine Heigl has been a menace on the set of “Greys Anatomy” for about a year because she wants to leave the show that made her famous and become a movie star, like Clooney did with “ER”, and Bruce Willis with “Moonlighting”.  You may have noticed there’s like a 15-year gap between those two examples.  So did she apparently.  The AP says…

Katherine Heigl said Friday she's ready to stay with "Grey's Anatomy" and the decision rests with the show … she's comfortable balancing movies and TV by working on big-screen projects during the summer hiatus for "Grey's Anatomy."
"I'm more than happy to make that compromise. I don't know if I want to continue for five years working 12 months a year, but I can take at least another year or two," she said.

When asked about this, a coal miner said, “Oh Katie, please, please don’t be a hero.  Don’t try to read words out loud a few days a week for 24 straight months.  I had a vacation in 1997, actually the mine collapsed and a cart crushed my leg in three places, but those ten days were magic!”

(remember when she was hot?  feels like a billion years ago, doesn’t it?)


(45) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 03/28/2009 14:02

    What is Grey’s Anatomy other than a textbook I own and who is this bitch?

  2. Gerald B. Gardner 03/28/2009 14:02

    my future ex-wife

  3. FatOldElvis 03/28/2009 14:06

    Whenever I see this bitch’s name I think of Kegels (as in Kegel exercises)… does that make me a pervert? Yes, yes it does.

  4. Old_Perv 03/28/2009 14:41

    Who cares about this bitch or the crappy show that she is on?

  5. Skankatron 03/28/2009 14:42

    I don’t get her. She looks like a stork or something…I’m new here by the way and can’t fix my avatar, any ideas?

  6. Paleomiz 03/28/2009 14:45

    Your avi has to be from your own computer, so find a pic you like, save it to your desktop and then you can upload it. Just make sure it’s your penis

  7. Skankatron 03/28/2009 14:49

    Ok, one penis on the way. Thanks.

  8. Pottz 03/28/2009 15:06

    The avi is an anorexic dude with a 40 of old E sticking out of his asshole…sick?

    …yes!

  9. Silverback 03/28/2009 15:07

    Shelley Long seemed to have a lot of fun when she left Cheers, 2004 suicide attempt notwithstanding.

  10. Skankatron 03/28/2009 15:47

    That is pretty sick. and I can’t get the thing to let me load a picture. Fuckit all!

  11. deka 03/28/2009 15:51

    1st: working 12 months is called a job
    2nd: i take this to mean she isnt getting many movie offers…

  12. Musikid 03/28/2009 15:55

    Goddamn. I totally forgot that she used to be hot. Super hot. Back then…

    True dat. Double True.

  13. fbones 03/28/2009 16:02

    airbrushing goes a long ways…

  14. CountNoAccount 03/28/2009 16:07

    Another useless Hollywood cunt

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 03/28/2009 16:18

    “I don’t know if I want to continue for five years working 12 months a year, but I can take at least another year or two,” she said.”

    Natasha Richardson dies in a freak accident, and still this mouth breathing cunt lives…God, I hope Heigl takes up skiing REALLY soon…

  16. pepper 03/28/2009 16:52

    Skankatron, you need to save your pic as a GIF. Sometimes you have to load it 3 or 4 times before it works.

    UCONN!!!!!!

  17. greenbeard 03/28/2009 17:39

    No way she does anal. On purpose, anyways.

  18. Demon Spawn 03/28/2009 18:33

    She looks German. All German chicks do anal. Oh, you didn’t know?

  19. smells like ass 03/28/2009 18:55

    I’ve yet to meet a girl who does not do anal!.

  20. smells like ass 03/28/2009 18:57

    Pottz, that’s a BIG asshole! *stands and caps*

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