03.13.2009 kim kardashian is photogenic

Kim Kardashian and her awesome tits went shopping yesterday with Kims hot sister, and, hey look, the paparazzi were there too.  The very same store, where Kim was trying on sexy outfits.  Oh I know, crazy right?  In fact, at least 5 photo agencies (Getty, Splash, Fame, Pacific Coast, and WENN) were there.  What a coincidence!  They must be tapping her phone or something. 

(image source = pacific coast, fame, splash news and wenn)


(338) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 03/13/2009 08:47

    By the power of grey skull, I would pound that fantastic fat ass of hers into submission and bury my tongue 6 feet into her anus.

  2. Cali27 03/13/2009 08:47

    FIGZ!

  3. Cali27 03/13/2009 08:47

    Damnit DB!

  4. Zombie 03/13/2009 08:48

    Kim Kardashian Is A Worthless Coalburner, Kill Her

    FIXED!

  5. FatOldElvis 03/13/2009 08:48

    I like the dress in pic 10. I’d ram my love pump into the fat rolls under her arms.

  6. Long_Duk_Dong 03/13/2009 08:48

    zombie - i concur

  7. Fake FatOldElvis 03/13/2009 08:49

    fist

  8. DB's Treasure 03/13/2009 08:49

    Anyone else notice the knockers on the chick in the “Hookup Tonight Local Singles” ad? — >

  9. TopherRyan 03/13/2009 08:49

    I like the Kardashian family. Let the heckling begin.

  10. heart rob 03/13/2009 08:50

    kim kardashian how long can you suck that gut in for?

    answer: she sucked in for so long it started exploded via her ass

  11. RemSteale 03/13/2009 08:50

    The creepiest thing about them is still that clip of her and her mother stripping for a photo shoot……

  12. Willie Beamin 03/13/2009 08:50

    Did anyone see the new Friday the 13th movie? There is a new one right?

  13. DB's Treasure 03/13/2009 08:51

    I just farted, and USUALLY I like my own brand and waft it to my face, but the smell is so intense and thick I had to step away from my desk.

  14. mephistopheles jefferson 03/13/2009 08:51

    (I’m reposting this from the last thread, because fuck wasting my time writing that in a vacuum. You’ll just have to suffer.)

    There’s no way in hell I’m reading all 7 pages of this thread, so fuck your loop and everyone in it.

    On the brighter side, last night was free Jameson’s nite at my local pub. Let me repeat that so it settles in: FREE JAMESON’S NITE. That’s just stupid.

    Anyway, I somehow woke up at 7am with no memory of how I got home, wrote an article and designed an ad in time for my 10am meeting, and now I’m getting stoned as fuck. Do you have any idea how awesome it is to be me?

  15. Cali27 03/13/2009 08:51

    tr - i like them too. i watch their show on E and just found out last night that Kris divorced their Dad BECAUSE he defended OJ. Nicole was her best friend and she said she couldn’t be married to a man that would defend her killer.

  16. heart rob 03/13/2009 08:51

    i saw her porn. she just laid there the entire time and tried to act interested. fucking disapointing

  17. ohmwrecker 03/13/2009 08:51

    Hey, Zombie I’ve had sex with several black girls. Is there a derogatory name for that?

  18. Long_Duk_Dong 03/13/2009 08:51

    I won’t heckle you Toph.
    i just don”t get why they are famous…I see 20 chicks on campus here everyday that look a lot hotter than her or paris….see they play the system..
    i mistakenly went to Gio’s site…he says he will get rich by 2010…he may do it, b/c stupid ass people glorify no talent asshats like Paris and Kim

  19. CodPiece 03/13/2009 08:52

    I still think she smells like Grape Drank, SoulGlo and shame.

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 03/13/2009 08:52

    “On the brighter side, last night was free Jameson’s nite at my local pub. Let me repeat that so it settles in: FREE JAMESON’S NITE. That’s just stupid.

    Anyway, I somehow woke up at 7am with no memory of how I got home, wrote an article and designed an ad in time for my 10am meeting, and now I’m getting stoned as fuck. Do you have any idea how awesome it is to be me?”

    meph, may I be placed on the waiting list to be a disciple?

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