kiss kate moss for just $10,000

The Sydney Morning Herald says that Kate Moss entered herself as a prize in a charity auction, and the highest bidder gets to kiss her while she’s dressed up as a cop.  For some reason.  “Prize” might not be the word I'm looking for.  

(She) sold the smooch for 5000 pounds ($10,400) in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital – a specialist children's hospital in London – at a fundraiser last week.  When bidding began to slow down the 35-year-old beauty volunteered to wear a police uniform for the embrace to help increase offers.

This sounds like a really good auction.  10 grand, and you don’t get the naked model version of Kate Moss (this), you get to kiss the one who wrapped her lips around this guys penis several thousand times.  Maybe next year I can bid on having a big mean dog chase me, or just lock me in a room then drop in lots of poisonous bees.