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lindsay is totally gonna do porn

March 31, 2009 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

Everyone knows that Lindsay Lohan has thrown away all of her money and now she can’t get a job, so it was noteworthy to say the least when she started driving a $130,000 Maserati last week.  Who the hell was paying for that?  Well, it was…

Dennis DeSantis — a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car — but we're told there's no XXX catch.

Wow he said there’s no catch?  Hm.  Well then this sure was nice of him.  I thought that the man who makes money from the sale of pornography might have a motive other than kindness for showing the young skinny bisexual nymphomaniac with big tits and a drug problem who desperately needs money how good life can be in porn, but I was obviously mistaken.  I apologize.  This just goes to show that you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.

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