Lindsay Lohan has done an interview with E! online, and it clears up a lot of the crazy rumors you always hear about her “wild” private life and puts people like me squarely in my place, because I keep her from getting all the good roles.
“People telling lies about me and all this garbage. I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work.
I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.
If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it's really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.
I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.
It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."
Poor Lindsay. What kind of a world are we living in where a girl can’t even take a boxing lesson in a bikini without getting some kind of label. No wonder she can’t do charity overseas or write a movie.
The Internet is always makin up these crazy stories. Like she used her tits to get popular, or she did cocaine, or went to a fashion show with no bra, or flashed her vagina, or pranced around in a bikini every day all summer, or held a knife to Vanessa Minillos throat, or crashed her car drunk and high on coke, or stole an SUV with three strangers in it and went on a high speed chase, or kisses girls, or went to Mexico with her lesbian lover, or posed naked. Is that stuff even true? Who knows! You can’t tell what’s real anymore.
Only way I see this coked out, freckly little twat living a quiet life is with 10 inches of Chubby Elvis savagely rammed down her cum slicked throat (ATM style).
This is how you do a Linds Story.
I guess. Still a lotta fucking words, I’ll never read, but with plenty of pics.
she can have a quiet life away from all the turmoil - as my sex slave
I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie.
One of these is wrong.
“I’d like to have my own charity” - I’m in need of charity desperately
“If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it’s really not that interesting—then I could land a great role”
It’s all our fault. Has nothing to do with the fact that she can’t act.
fatelvis we can share - you’ll take the throat, i’ll take the rest. there are plenty of holes to fill
If the strap on fits…..
i foresee the future - hardcore porn is just around the corner for ms. lohan
And the titles:
Fire In The Hole
Where The Red Bush Grows
Fucking Ugly Lesbians
“Lubricant Lindsay” starring in: “i know who fucked me”
damnit topher - you are a quick draw
Hey freckleskilskin let down you bikini top and let climb on your ladder of ribs…
In the past I have been hard on her but there must be something redeeming if Sam stays with her right?
I mean, Sam is a spoiled little bitch whose parents made it possible for her to study the art of scratching the fuck out of records all day and pretending to be an artist.
How could a spoiled little fuck deal with another spoiled little fuck for this long? Does Lohan’s twat shoot pez or something? If it does, I’m fucking there. I know she is nasty but a Pez dispensing vagina is just something one must see first hand.
Goofy, I doubt hard core but she is gonna show vag with no pretense soon.
general, softcore will be a step in the right direction. i am patient
Lindsay’s next job
“You want fries with that?”
Now this is the type of story I like….
Crazy, a bit of slightly obscured (but “penetrable”) nudity….some lesbianism…..some total self-deception……some lunacy…..
Unfortunately…..she’s fast becoming the next Shannon Doherty….and soon I won’t even bother to google her nudies…
She should go to France and star in an “Indie” film….
…granted she’ll have to grow the “lady garden” back for a while….
….but she’ll get rave reviews and we’ll get “cave” views.
I miss Mean Girls Lohan. What drug makes her gain weight so we can have her back?
Poor crazy bitch…
we’re fucking up her career and it is not in any way her own damn fault that the public sees her as a spoiled rich cunt without any morals, values or professionalism.