lindsay just wants a quiet life

Lindsay Lohan has done an interview with E! online, and it clears up a lot of the crazy rumors you always hear about her “wild” private life and puts people like me squarely in my place, because I keep her from getting all the good roles.  

“People telling lies about me and all this garbage. I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work.I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie.  I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.  If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it's really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."

Poor Lindsay.  What kind of a world are we living in where a girl can’t even take a boxing lesson in a bikini without getting some kind of label.  No wonder she can’t do charity overseas or write a movie.

The Internet is always makin up these crazy stories.  Like she used her tits to get popular, or she did cocaine, or went to a fashion show with no bra, or flashed her vagina, or pranced around in a bikini every day all summer, or held a knife to Vanessa Minillos throat, or crashed her car drunk and high on coke, or stole an SUV with three strangers in it and went on a high speed chase, or kisses girls, or went to Mexico with her lesbian lover, or posed naked.  Is that stuff even true?  Who knows!  You can’t tell what’s real anymore.