03.20.2009 lindsay lohan is a big star

 

Back in January, Lindsay Lohan did some modeling for the spring line from Fornarina (here). So today is the second day that I’ve ever heard of Fornarina. This time it’s because her new ad has arrived, and as you might expect, its a feast for the senses. They started at the Six Flags Make-Your-Own-Video booth and then sent Lindsay to the world of tomorrow. It takes all the excitement of Lindsay standing still, then adds the sounds of a malfunctioning robot. Later they dubbed in some unrelated drumming and now here we are.

(99) Comments

  1. Nuts 03/20/2009 11:37

    She looks pretty good though.

  2. Nuts 03/20/2009 11:37

    On second look… no.

  3. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 11:39

    click… flash … wow… barf

  4. scum 03/20/2009 11:40

    I only care about her big brown star if you catch what im pitching.

  5. cheese 03/20/2009 11:41

    Wow. I’m impressed with how much that sucked.

  6. Cali27 03/20/2009 11:41

    does anyone else love that all the related videos are clips from the cronicals of narnia?

  7. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 11:41

    you can pitch scum, but i’m not catching

  8. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 11:41

    you can pitch scum, but i’m not catching

  9. scum 03/20/2009 11:41

    Fornarina, dont thay make dog and cat food?

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/20/2009 11:42

    I’d love to go on a week-long bender with this skank.

    I’d probably have to irradiate my dick afterwards but it’d be worth it.

  11. smells like ass 03/20/2009 11:43

    Lindsay, call me. I’ll fuck you to death!
    I’ll make you forget Sam. She has nothing on me.
    I love you Lindsay!

  12. scum 03/20/2009 11:43

    Pornarnia? I’ll watch that movie.

  13. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 11:44

    I wouldn’t fuck her even to get at Sam Ronson.

    Wait, probably no one else would either.

  14. SupBv2 03/20/2009 11:44

    Yeah…Pass

  15. TopherRyan 03/20/2009 11:44

    I am now stupider now than when the day first started because I watched that.

  16. snatch 03/20/2009 11:44

    Whats with the Hannah Montana wig?

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 03/20/2009 11:44

    “Back in January, Lindsay Lohan did some modeling for the spring line from Fornarina”

    Before that, Li-Ho was doing some models for their Fromunda…she went from cream cheese to lox…I guess she converted to Judaism after all…

  18. yelraf 03/20/2009 11:44

    That’s almost as bad as that fucked up Finnish music video I posted last week.

  19. Cali27 03/20/2009 11:45

    i had to plug my speakers back in to listen to this. i wish i hadn’t. flash. click. smash. crash. wink. pink??? and you know all the money from this went right up her nose. so sad.

  20. Hakron 03/20/2009 11:45

    Vroom Vroom Party Starter

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