Madonna’s new … whatever, that model dude who is clearly gay but she hangs out with, is 22. She’s 50. Brace yourself for shocking news, because he may be looking around. The Sun UK says…
Jesus was seen tenderly clasping lingerie model Luciana Costa as they swayed to the music in his home city of Rio. Jesus held Luciana close and whispered in her ear — and onlookers claimed they started kissing.(A source said): “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist. He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”Early the next day the pair were snapped as they ventured out for a Sunday stroll.
This alleged lingerie model (the lumpy big nosed mess here) is pretty damn ugly too. And she’s 31. This guy is a fuckin weirdo. Madonna is all dehydrated and leathery, her vagina must feel like your penis is in a sock filled with sand. Thank god I don’t see a turtle or coconut in these pictures. This pervert might try to fuck it.
(image source = splash news)