I can’t say “brasserie” without giggling, but Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson spent about 4 hours having dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie in London last night. Hopefully Madonna has already killed herself because all she cares about is winning, which is why she’s dating that androgynous young man doing this for the attention, but Elle is way way better than that twink (she looked like this in a bikini a few months ago and this out of a bikini about a year ago), so the score is, Guys Penis: 1. Madonnas Diseased Womb: Dusty.
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The real winner in this post is my penis for having the pleasure of viewing those Elle pics.
all of our cocks are winners because of those pictures…
I’d buy that for a dollar
It looks like Guy took Mandonna’s lead and did some talking to “Jesus”, too…
…so anyway, to give yourself a nice, cheap cock piercing that you and your partner will enjoy, you need: some paper towels, a thick nail, a hammer, a pair of pliers, anti-biotic ointment…
Looks like she is wearing decorative pampers
“she’s off buying pampers for us kids..”
Good for him. He should film himself fucking Elle and send it home with is son for that old bitch to see.
Finally, some DECENT titty!
guy’s penis had a come to jesus meeting with him.
i’d fuck that bitch into katie couric.
Yay..I really like Guy, and love me some Elle, she is soooo woohoooohhhhoooo
Jesus, after fucking that gangrenous cavern Madge calls a vagina Guy must think he’s banging a unicorn
At this point, I dunno if Guy’s Dick even knows what to do.
B wants that 3 way!
DB go back to college and get a real degree. You,ll get paid more to bullshit.
all the chicks need an avi like Superb. it’d look like a gun range for my cock in here. i think that’s what we’re trying to achieve as a society.
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guy’s strap-on probably made breakfast in bed for them. as you can see, everyone’s really happy.
Lefty, just aim for the cheeks and mouth okay doll, I don’t like getting pinkeye.
Go Guy, not only does it look like he is fucking anything that moves since escaping, he has taste too