madonna uses hooks to look young

Much was made of how good Madonna’s skin looked at the Vanity Fair Oscar party two weeks ago, and even though it sounds like something out of Hostel, the Mirror says they know one reason why:

It involves a 30-minute, $7,000 treatment in which a surgeon implants a tube-like strip into the neck under the skin. It is covered with tiny hooks that are attached to the muscle and tissue of the neck – and the surgeon then pulls it up to lift the whole neck area.

Looking around a little and it says this is supposed to be painless except for a slight sensation of choking.  Ok, hold on, hold on, I got a joke: "Yeah, I got a tube you can choke on right here baby!"

Hm.  Okay let me come back to this one.