03.20.2009 megan fox is not single

I got an email from someone I’ll just call, “Lying No Good Liar Who Better Stop Lying”, and he says Megan Fox and Brian Austin Greene are very definitely not broken up, and he knows this because he sees them together all the time.

I work at a Gamestop and Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox come in regularly. Just this past weekend, Brian was there with his son from Vanessa Marcil, and they were picking out games for Megan. I asked how she was doing and he said she was great.  From Brian's mouth to my ears, NOT broken up.  Also, Brian is a good guy, they have a happy nerdy video-game-playing relationship.

If this is true, this sucks.  Even if it’s not true, I didn’t learn any new ways to get her into bed and I’m not so crazy about that either.  Unfortunately I feel like it is true.  My instincts are never wrong.  And I can prove it.  Turn over your card.  It’s the four of diamonds, isn't it?

(below = her at a Lakers game in 2004, apparently around the last time anyone had a shot)

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  1. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 10:16

    Who’s your daddy?

  2. Captain Ameridouche 03/20/2009 10:17

    I still don’t get how David, friggin’ DAVID SILVER got Vanessa Marcil and then this delicate morsel. Christ.

  3. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 10:18

    LOOK at them titties! Christ all mighty, I would kiss and lick every inch of this walking deity.

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/20/2009 10:18

    Nice source, maybe next we’ll get word from a McDonald’s cashier.

  5. Old_Perv 03/20/2009 10:20

    the pics are 5 yrs old. she looked better than. still would do her though.

  6. mephistopheles jefferson 03/20/2009 10:20

    She definitely falls into the “Break it off in there with no regrets” category.

  7. SupBv2 03/20/2009 10:21

    Megan,

    you broke my heart, you cunt…I thought we would be together forever.

    wait, what?

    Uh…I mean, she is hot.

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 03/20/2009 10:22

    “I work at a Gamestop and Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox come in regularly.”

    I call that “Dude in Quandary”…should he off himself because he is stuck in a Gamestop…or should he off himself because he is so near Megan Fox and yet unable to “seal the deal”…or should he off himself because he has to look at DoucheB.A.G. WHILST working at a Gamestop?

    ah decisions…

  9. smells like ass 03/20/2009 10:22

    I would tear that pussy apart with my cock!

  10. SupBv2 03/20/2009 10:22

    And from last thread

    Cali PF’s is this yummie yum yum

    http://www.pfchangs.com/

    which makes me wonder if he reads my email too…cause it is one of my faves.

    Hmm…::puts on super detective spy lenses::

  11. Watt(Power) 03/20/2009 10:22

    I would gladly let her snap my cock off in her cunt

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 03/20/2009 10:23

    “I would gladly let her snap my cock off in her cunt…on Tuesday for a furburger today…”

    FIXED!

  13. mephistopheles jefferson 03/20/2009 10:23

    I don’t think any single post has enraged me as much as SLA’s.

  14. Zombie 03/20/2009 10:23

    SLA, you couldn’t even tear through air with your cock.

  15. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 10:23

    When I opened up pic #4 I swear to baby Jesus that my nuts literally vibrated, they were so turned on. If I ever get the chance to nail a girl half as hot as M. Fox then I will not let her out of her cage….my bed. I meant my bed.

  16. SinDs 03/20/2009 10:23

    SLA, i highly doubt you’ll be tearing anything apart with that cock.

  17. GeneralDouchery 03/20/2009 10:24

    Possibly some woman’s hopes and dreams SinDs

  18. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 10:25

    I would take on a 15 foot girzzley bear w/ just a fly swatter to fuck her.

  19. DB's Treasure 03/20/2009 10:25

    I Dislexia

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 03/20/2009 10:26

    “Possibly some woman’s hopes and dreams SinDs”

    No, GD, that’s my lot in life…

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