megan fox is not single

I got an email from someone I’ll just call, “Lying No Good Liar Who Better Stop Lying”, and he says Megan Fox and Brian Austin Greene are very definitely not broken up, and he knows this because he sees them together all the time.

I work at a Gamestop and Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox come in regularly. Just this past weekend, Brian was there with his son from Vanessa Marcil, and they were picking out games for Megan. I asked how she was doing and he said she was great.  From Brian's mouth to my ears, NOT broken up.  Also, Brian is a good guy, they have a happy nerdy video-game-playing relationship.

If this is true, this sucks.  Even if it’s not true, I didn’t learn any new ways to get her into bed and I’m not so crazy about that either.  Unfortunately I feel like it is true.  My instincts are never wrong.  And I can prove it.  Turn over your card.  It’s the four of diamonds, isn't it?

(below = her at a Lakers game in 2004, apparently around the last time anyone had a shot)