03.01.2009 megan fox is ridiculous

Megan Fox seems to get better looking by the day.  I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  Her vagina could have a snapping mouth come out of it like the queen in Aliens and I’d still take my chances. 

(image source = pacific coast news)


(17) Comments

  1. The PoolMan 03/01/2009 22:06

    I would hit her hard and fast.

  2. The PoolMan 03/01/2009 22:06

    Oh, BTW - first at 12:06 am Monday

    FIGZ
    NIGZ PIGZ JIGZ
    DIGZ JIZZ

  3. Massive 03/01/2009 22:12

    She looks better by the days due to the lack of douche-b.a.g. (BrianAustinGreen) brand semen poisoning.

  4. Old_Perv 03/01/2009 22:37

    B must have shit the bed today.

  5. Lsanchez 03/01/2009 23:19

    How come no one is pointing out that she definitely got a boob job. I was hoping this was the one girl who didnt fall for that. Her new boobs look like shit. I bet they are hard as rocks.

  6. wwtdd1 03/02/2009 01:06

    She is one of my favorite celebrities, well, do you know she created a blog at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M” too? It is very hot and she has a lot of devoted fans. It is a site for succe ssful sin gle s and admireres,

  7. Nancy Reagan 03/02/2009 01:53

    Ooooooh…wwtdd1? Should I C e l e b m i n g l e . c o m too? Ooooooh?

    Should I smoke a shit-ton of weed until I itch and can’t see straight? Yes please.

    Oh Jesus…Jesus? Suck my cock Jesus…Oh yes…Jesus…

  8. Komodo 03/02/2009 02:54

    *slobber enabled

  9. Perry 03/02/2009 03:39

    Too bad she has a bunch of stupid tats.

  10. anglefan2008 03/02/2009 05:44

    Rearlly? Good luck for her ……hope she is really sexy. It seems that she is very hot on “MillMatch” that is a free dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t know how she is.

  11. Mac-Daddy 03/02/2009 07:32

    -Perfection-

  12. Mac-Daddy 03/02/2009 07:34

    or that should be:

    -Perfection - Minus the Tatts!

    Marilyn Monroe was dead before you were born bitch! MOVE ON!

  13. Mac-Daddy 03/02/2009 07:36

    Pics 13 - 15:

    “mmmm, MacDaddy was right, my pussy smells like strawberry’s!”

  14. HeyItsThatGuy 03/02/2009 08:29

    I would jizz on her til that stupid Brian tattoo disappeared

  15. GiggitySpartan 03/02/2009 10:00

    Oh good, looking at the cover of the stuff she’s carrying she got the latest draft of my script. It’s sort of a boy-meets-girl tone poem about a frustrated Internet commentator and a lonely mega-star hottie. It has an interesting story arc involving getting to know one’s limitations and overcoming your gag reflex. I won’t give away the ending, but it involves a basket on a rope with a bottle of lotion and doesn’t include that cockblocking cunt from the FBI ruining everything.

  16. The PoolMan 03/02/2009 10:27

    why is this back at the top?

  17. www.blahgirls.com 03/02/2009 16:35

    i guess she’s doing fine without BAG!

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