monday night headlines

By brendon March 23, 2009 @ 5:33 PM

DAVID LETTERMAN – “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko."  Dave has dated Regina since 1986, and they had a son together in 2003.  And that son … was high school football phenom Rueben Randle.  Wait that can’t be right. (source = us)

CHRIS BROWN – "It's really hard for him to focus right now on his music", says Tyreese.  "Entertainers, we have to grow up on stage with a lot of people looking at us … people forget that he's only 19."  It's true. 19 is tough. I put on black eyeliner and wrote poems about sorrow, Chris punches girls in the face while they’re captive in his car.  It's part of growing up. (source = people)

MEGAN FOX – today's “Megan Fox is single” story says she moved into a hotel this weekend.  Of course at this point I'm out of Megan Fox pictures.  But word on the street is that Sofia Vergara, Columbian supermodel and Tom Cruises' target before Katie Holmes, went to the gym this weekend.  Oh my god look there she is!  (source = e! online and fame)

(112) Comments

  1. avatar
    Judas 03/23/2009 20:15

    Where is all the good news Mr. Durden? Write some shit about Palahniuk. He’s always doing fun stuff and weird funny things. Good day.

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    Harenmahkeester 03/23/2009 20:27

    Is she walking toward a fan? Why does it look like they’re shooting a commercial of her walking to the gym? It’s like a cross between (this) and an Herbal Essences shoot where the chick is having an orgasm while she’s washing her hair.

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    Poopy Pants 03/23/2009 20:27

    Damn… almost first

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    Poopy Pants 03/23/2009 20:29

    Sofia has aged much slower than Katie because, well, she isn’t with Tom Cruise

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    Old_Perv 03/23/2009 20:43

    I’m almost as old as Letterman. Maybe there is hope for me yet.

  6. avatar
    Richard 03/23/2009 20:58

    Suri’s baby sister is coming. Zenu told me.

  7. avatar
    Chubb Norris 03/23/2009 21:08

    Newguy, more big shiny pictures, less words.

    Thank you.

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    el_jefe_tx 03/23/2009 22:06

    Anybody seen Letterman’s wife…EEEK!

  9. avatar
    Maximus-Taint 03/23/2009 23:32

    Anyone seen Topher? I was wondering how his drive in the canyon went.

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    mephistopheles jefferson 03/23/2009 23:40

    Everyone seems really happy with how they’ve responded. That’s so great.

  11. avatar
    Chubb Norris 03/24/2009 00:44

    I didn’t mean advertisements dick.

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    goofy fat titties 03/24/2009 00:56

    letterman’s former girlfriend/now wife is … special.
    but check out the nanny -

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    Silverback 03/24/2009 03:20

    Getting married in Montana or being the poster child for spousal abuse… I think I’m going to need a coin.

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    The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/24/2009 05:05

    When I was 19 I was punching my groin looking at pictures of Cindy Crawford… not Aliens from the Caribbean. Me and Chris Brown don’t have that much in common.

  15. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 03/24/2009 05:37

    “‘It’s really hard for him to focus right now…””

    kinda like Rihanna’s eyes after the beat down…

  16. avatar
    KoNiG YoSHi 03/24/2009 05:39

    fuck tuesdays suck ass…

  17. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/24/2009 05:41

    Well it looks like Scum can’t talk on here for two weeks! He lost his bet with me (Flyers vs Devils)

  18. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/24/2009 05:41

    who the hell are all these n00bs?

  19. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/24/2009 05:44

    ‘the hell? Why’d my comments dissapear?

  20. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/24/2009 05:44

    whoops, there they be.

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