PRESIDENT OBAMA – the President has formally apologized for a joke he made on “the Tonight Show” last night (video), when he compared his bowling to “the Special Olympics or something.” Although in his apology he said, “at least you guys play sports instead of faggin off in some musical or something”. How does that help? (source = abc news)
MADONNA – some people say Madonna is a mean bitch. You might call her boyfriend and ask his opinion but he’s not allowed to answer. “She told him it was rude for him to take a phone call in front of her … they had quite a heated argument. Madonna agreed to let him answer when she’s around, but only in emergencies.” This would be a reasonable compromise, except that many older phones convey the callers message only after the call has been answered, as opposed to linking both parties with telekinesis while the phone is still ringing. (source = daily mail)
COURTENEY COX – the new sitcom “Cougartown” filmed scenes around Melrose Seal Beach yesterday, with Cox starring as a something or other who does stuff, then falls down. Better “cougar” pictures would have been from the set of “Seduced by a Cougar” or “Cougar Town”, with lots of real cougars also running loose around Seal Beach. (image source = pacific coast)
Soooo, how about them ads?
Cod, I dunno if you saw this from the last thread but:
“Cod, thank you. I haven’t seen that in 13 years. Now I’m gonna make a personal B line to get and watch it again. Not to mention tug my dick until it spits the meaning of life.”
And I’d fuck Courtney Cox silly and web on her little Cocoa’s baa baa.
she’s fucking hot. i always found her more attractive than jen A
Courtney or Demi?
I guess I’ll throw in a third option for the Tophers of the world.
You can also punt.
Newbie here again-this cougar shit is getting played out.
Not saying I wouldn’t invade a dusty snatch, just played out is all.
I’d go Demi. Yeah, it’s all fake, but she is bad.
How the fuck does the poster misspell Courtney?
I think the Special Olympics should contact President O and challenge him to a game of one-on-one b’ball with one of their athletes. It’d be the last time he ever made a joke about them.
Maybe we’ll get lucky today and an anvil, piano and/or safe will fall on Madonna’s head at some point when she’s going about whatever cunty business she engages in on a daily basis.
I like the cut of Courtney’s calves, they would look good pinned behind her ears while I’m ramming my penis straight into her cougarly vagina.
And, yes, I’d hit that. She could still stand to put on a few pounds, but she’s looking better than usual.
mimic - Adblocker, you fucking n00b. It’s a free plugin. If you’re too stupid or lazy to hit download I have no sympathy for the mindnumbing shit corporate America is shoving up your ass. And I don’t want to be reminded they exist.
Redneck word of the day: OBAMA
I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF.
I thought the first rule of noobism was that you had to choose a veteran - any veteran - and start a fight.
What the hell, Captain?
Besides, this website never wears anything out….
I laughed at his special olympics joke. Nice work pres
Courtney needs my cox. Damn I’m funny
DTF - Who’s that chick in your avi? Because I’d like to google her, followed by the word ‘naked’.
God forbid our president acts like one of us and does the following: makes a NCAA bracket, smokes, makes fun of retards. Dude can’t be all that bad.
I loved Courtney Cox in Dirt, am bummed they canned it
I feel very special now, somewhat tingly even.
What shall we fight about.
can someone explain the last 3 pics. They are running towards the camera, yet on the last pic she falls backwards……was this part of the Special Olympics?