ANNA NICOLE SMITH - if the actions of Howard K. Stern directly led to her death, he could be charged with secondary murder or involuntary manslaughter, which is less serious, even though it sounds way worse. “Slaughter”. It's like he hacked her to pieces with a machete. (source = e!)
NBC – averaged just 6 million prime time viewers last week, and even lost the 18-34 demo to a Spanish cable channel. Oh I know. I'm shocked. Winning “Worlds Greatest Grandpa” according to your tshirt is more impressive than being the lead in “Chuck”. (source = defamer)
PENELOPE CRUZ – I thought this was old, but the Sun has a headline about Penelope Cruz topless in some movie. I didn’t read the article because I got this intriguing email: “Your rod will be faultless weapon. Women will be your resigned slaves.” And they link to the pills that will turn my cock into a baseball bat of seduction. I was skeptical at first, but the site has a picture of a woman with a clipboard. Her endorsement really put me at ease. (unedited pic here, source = sun UK)
Someone make that dude smile.
UGH, she looks like a dude.
What’s the jail sentence for digging up and fucking a dead chick?
You don’t read much, do you JR?
NBC is going to get that key demographic once they move Jay Leno to Primetime…right.
Blow up the whole fucking network and let Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert take over.
that pic looks like me after a night of getting railed by every preppy cheeseball i pick up at the bowling alley.
So basically there are gonna now be Morning, Afternoon and Nightly posts about a bunch of shit…with a few spatterings of shit we don’t care about in between.
Imma find the right person to blow so I can build my own god damn site.
I loved Penelope both before and after Tom Cruise….
…..but I still love Tom the bestest
Fucking Penelope would be like fucking Andy Garcia with tits. UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you Fake Cali??
Is that a dude?
At least she shaved her pits…
i’ve never seen a woman that can look so hot (vicky christina barcelona) and then so quickly look like shit. she looks like the whores i see walking around the village at night. sure i let them blow me but i don’t think they are pretty.
why do i feel like i’m staring at a picture of vladmir putin with a new haircut and newer titties?
is my dick supposed to fall off now or be bitten off by whatever the fuck that is?
SHARIKA- that’s what I named that sexy blouse DD was wearing in one of her pics when we first met. Sharika’s been “stuck” to me for awhile now. And that ain’t no elmer’s glue.
mmmm omg, howard k. stern makes my box leak globs of yeast.
I do have to admit…
…that guy’s got some nice tits.
Penelopes sister is hotter.
A dead person, a dead network and judging from her expression a dead chick. WOW!
To me she always looks like Andy Garcia.
Me no want!
Looks like Mr. Spock’s gay little brother.