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March 24, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
Lindsay Lohan has had her brand new $130,000 Maserati for about a week now, so of course it’s already been fucked up. Why wouldn’t it be? To be fair, she wasn’t the one driving when it hit a Subaru in front of them yesterday in Glendale, her assistant was. But if Lindsay was the one who chose her assistant, than her assistant is an empty-headed doofus too, just like every other person Lindsay has ever surrounded herself with, so in a very real sense the wreck was 100 percent Lindsay’s fault. I’d rather have the monkey in New York who bit that woman’s face off for an assistant than anyone Lindsay chose for me.
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