"Desperate Housewives" star Nicolette Sheridan hit up Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night, and apparently was too rushed getting out the door to pack everything where it belongs. She’s apparently … um … hm. Let’s just say if you were going down on her, you’d have to part the curtains like they do at the movies in order to see the main event. And you’d have to have one of those miners’ helmets with the flashlight on it to find what you were looking for, like a spotlight, if you will.
(image source = mavrix online)
Fuck yeah.
Is she the next Susan Lucci?
MMMmmm…Beefy.
I’m thinkin’ Arbys
GILF
Well, she’s no Miss Universe, that’s for sure.
And if I had to pick between going down on her and READING ONE MORE CHRISSY BROWN STORY, I would absolutely eat at the Y.
Like the chronically late MLK, Jr. said “I have a dream — that I will never read another Chris Brown story.”
I would like to sniff that cheese taco all night.
I can feel her inside but she is no where to be found.
I like the kitty.. the face, eeewwww!
Sharon Stone has a bigger nut sack.
LOL @ nut sack
jizz
Her labia majora looks fantastic for a woman her age.
yep… looks like dessert…
If you want to catch Nicolette at her most scrumptious, check out “Noises Off” on DVD. She spends a good portion of the movie running around in her underwear. It’s also a very funny movie.
At least she’s wearing underwear. Give the woman some credit.
dear lord, she forgot to tuck in her balls.
smells like cunt
That’s not a woman, that’s a MAN, baby ;)
A real lady puts her purse between her legs and not in front of her face
I once left roast beef in the fridge too long… looked, smelled and probably tastes the same