03.13.2009 now this is more like it

We could go back and forth all day about who said what about Katy Perry yesterday, and still never figure out the truth, but what matters now is that she put her enormous tits in a pushup bra and a shirt that looks like it was pulled out of a sharks mouth, so now they look like this.  I haven’t given her huge rack the credit it deserves in the past, but in my defense she keeps them wrapped up all the time, so it's almost like they didn’t exist.  I can’t go around all day figuring out if fictional tits are big or not. 

(image source = flynet)


(94) Comments

  1. LimaBean 03/13/2009 16:15

    I would go there…I’d tape her mouth shut though. Or just keep my dick in there.

  2. Paleomiz 03/13/2009 16:17

    If you posted every famous pair of tits that got photographed, you’d give us that many more ways to break out our e-phalli and piss all over each other

  3. Observer 03/13/2009 16:20

    I know e-traffic is not measured by comment threads……

    …but….

    This “New Brend-0n” seems to know what the regulars here like.

  4. Observer 03/13/2009 16:21

    However…..

    It took him/her a while to figure it out….

  5. Slaappy got fingerbanged 03/13/2009 16:26

    I’ve very torn about this Katy, great jug’s yet those fucking hats kill the e-boner

  6. irawoody1 03/13/2009 16:28

    who cares unless she is naked

  7. Observer 03/13/2009 16:39

    Slaappy….

    Don’t forget…..

    Baby take off your coat
    Real slow
    Take off your shoes
    I’ll take off your shoes
    Baby take off your dress
    Yes, yes, yes

    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on

  8. Observer 03/13/2009 16:40

    Go over there, turn on the light
    Hey, all the lights
    Come over here, stand on that chair
    Yeah, that’s right
    Raise your arms up in the air
    Now shake ‘em
    You give me reason to live
    You give me reason to live
    You give me reason to live
    You give me reason to live

  9. Observer 03/13/2009 16:40

    Sweet darling, (you can leave your hat on)
    You can leave your hat on
    Baby, (you can leave your hat on)
    You can leave your hat on
    (You can leave your hat on)

    (You can leave your hat on)

  10. Observer 03/13/2009 16:41

    Suspicious minds are talkin’
    They’re tryin’ to tear us apart
    They don’t believe in this love of mine
    They don’t know what love is

    They don’t know what love is
    They don’t know what love is
    They don’t know what love is
    Yeah, I know what love is

    There ain’t no way
    (You can leave your hat on)
    You can leave your hat on
    (You can leave your hat on)
    Give me the reason to live
    (You can leave your hat on)
    You can leave your hat on

  11. Observer 03/13/2009 16:42

    I’ve always liked these particular lyrics…..

    Come over here, stand on that chair
    Yeah, that’s right
    Raise your arms up in the air
    Now shake ‘em

  12. AngusC 03/13/2009 16:46

    Oh my God
    Oh my God
    Oh my God

    Those tits are just fantastic.
    A wonderland.

  13. asdffdsa 03/13/2009 17:07

    epic tits, est. 1958

  14. Zé Pequeno 03/13/2009 17:15

    I wanna oil up those jugs and titfuck her like it’s 1999!

  15. yfjcw0 03/13/2009 17:39

    It’s amazing what 2 pieces of flesh will do to a guy. I’d hear here stupid ass songs on the radio and turn them off without even thinking. Then I saw some pics of her and now I actually listen to that shit sometimes. Maybe subconciously it’s because I think I can get her. Or maybe now when I here her song I can think of only one thing, THOSE ROCKING TITS!

  16. Old_Perv 03/13/2009 18:16

    Is friday the 13th over yet? Is it safe to come out from under the bed?

    Oh yeah, nice tits.

  17. Terrence Maddox 03/13/2009 18:33

    Awesome tits, but yeah, that mouth looks like the one on my inflatable girlfriend—I mean, some blow-up doll I saw one time.

  18. Shauna The Dead 03/13/2009 19:29

    Old_Perv, are you watching Russell Brand’s stand up act on Comedy Central tonight?

  19. pepper 03/13/2009 19:58

    Observer, you must be in heaven..
    New Brend*n, where is the toe?
    I want to be in heaven, you fuck!

  20. BERTMAN 03/13/2009 20:00

    good golly ms molly

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