Bored indifference swept over the stage at the Calle Ocho festival in Miami this weekend, when Brooke Hogan did a pole dance while performing her catalog of hit songs. She showed her moves on the hopefully reinforced pole, sliding down with her legs spread. Then she got to the bottom and just sort of laid there helplessly, struggling to breathe seductively, on her back for a suspiciously sexy long time, like a fat dog or turtle an enchantress who can’t rock its momentum back and forth enough to get up beckoning her lover for a night of passion.
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This blog blows and so does FatOldElvis, Zombie, Poolman, and BSDC. fist
I see chicks in these positions all the time in my bedroom (I call it foreplay - of course a lot of times those chicks are chubbier, skankier, naked and drunk - my philosophy is fuck as many women as I can to ensure the survival of the species).
What the fuck, I wish somebody in the crowd would have shot a harpoon right into her gaping snatch.
I’d fuck this broad with the power of God and it would still not make a dent.
I can smell that taint thru my monitor
Guess even the Hulkster couldn’t keep her off the pole.
I seem to think about flour and a wet spot when I look at the photos, for some reason.
I wouldn’t fuck her with pepper’s dick and DB pushing.
This is even sadder than Shauna Sand’s cries for attentions. Dear God, but it away.
I’d fuck her with my dick and I’d be pushing.
Over
and over
and over
and over
Suzi, ya know what’s the saddest? You are one of 3 billion girls to have a belly button ring.
(…an infected one, at that.)
I think it’s pretty great that pole dancing has become an acceptable pastime, like fishing or cotillion-style ballroom. I have nothing but optimism for the future.
H2O2, darling
This new guy is so fucking slow at posting.
I THINK HE WAITS FOR OTHER SITES ,LIKE HOLLYWOODTUNA TO POST AND THEN HE TAKES THEM.
We talked about this two threads ago.
peroxide?
I like Brooke’s thick ass and thighs. Her face reminds me too much of Hulk, but I know I can overlook that without a problem. I gaurentee this large broad takes it in the can.
Multiple Miggs would be so happy right now
For the love of god dont let me get sucked into the abyss.
Check out the big brain on Geek.
Yeah, for Suzi’s infected navel. Although Brooke could prolly use a healthy dose as well.