Kim Kardashian has pictures up taken for GQ with her boyfriend, running back Reggie Bush of my beloved New Orleans Saints (more here), and they’re like an erotic version of his game highlights. By that I mean he isn’t upright in any of them. That’s not coincidence. Trust me, he can’t go more than a few feet without falling down, like a drunk with an inner ear infection. But he’s a good model, he's very handsome, and he uses that peak physical condition every Sunday to run into the back of his lineman and then stumble backwards. Fantastic.
Dumb bitch is doing it WRONG!
I need a female volunteer (or two, or three…) from the audience to help me demonstrate to Kim the proper techniques for making an NFL fun baby.
Who wants to help with this educational endeavor?
Fucker has my car
Let’s see his ass do a diamond pushup. That’s right, mother fucker. Diamond.
Holy airbrushing, Batman
Kim looks actually pretty hot here
and uh RB as always, nice arms, son.
Please kill this bitch.
There are few places on Earth dirtier than New Orleans. Two of them are Memphis and Kim’s gaping snatch. That being said, one of those three I would still ram my cock into.
I’d still sop up that snatch with a bisquit.
All of my sheets have two holes in them. Nuff said.
reggie bush should retire from the NFL right now since he will never do anything better than a towel boy could on the field.
yeah…. he must work out….
*lloyd christmas*
BSDC - I assume you’re making a reference to that classic blues song by Blind Man Willie McIntyre, “Gonna Ram My cock in Memphis.” Well played.
Also, my bracket is golden. You’re all going down.
WOW!!! Am not a big fan of Hershey’s…..but would chow on that starfish.
They’re doing it wrong?
Fucking GQ did it wrong! Why the hell does he have less clothes on than her?!
Topher, your basketball shit talking brought a tear to my eye!
Soooo… is that a Double Chocolate Starfish then, Topher?
I just made myself throw up.
wow, kim isn’t looking too bad in these pics!
And, who said she wasn’t the hot one? She is badass.
Sup, great idea, this is going to be a good time!! Did you notice how did not have to speak “ninja code”?
I assume the photographer figures the target demographic of GQ wants to see his tits rather than hers . . . well I can’t argue with them there
As the new interm “fun corrdinator” of Durdenlad, I want to say thank you to all of you who made my little bracket idea take flight!
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