paul rudd is friendly

The guy who talks movies for Opie and Anthony (fuck you CBS) said last week that he saw I Love You Man at a screening and he basically embarrassed himself he was laughing so hard.  I don’t know if you’re picking up on this but the movie opens next Friday.  It stars Jason Segal and Paul Rudd, and if you were wondering if either one may have raped the other one while he slept, Time Out New York has the answer:

"…one time I was fast asleep on the couch, and I just feel Paul and his gentle touch on my shoulder going, “Hey, Jase, wake up. It’s time to wake up, buddy. Wake up.” And I slowly open my eyes, and Paul is standing there with his dick out. And he just gives me this weird, mischievous smile and walked out of the room."

Jason Segal should be the President or something.  Not even the most horrific scenarios imaginable seem to phase him.  In this case, that someone sodomized him while he was passed out.  I wish more people shared his carefree attitude.  And by "more people", I mean "the plaintiff in my case".