
Reese Witherspoon was shopping in Santa Monica yesterday and new reports say that “rumors of a baby are starting to swirl.” And here’s all the proof you need, a close-up of her guilt-proving un-six packed stomach. Here’s proof that TRex’s could fly and the Dinosaur King had a sword of flames (a gift from a wizard, perhaps?) and here’s proof that fox’s will sneak up on you and say “Boo!”
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no thanks
These stupid fuckers are spreading the sad cartoon turtle face genes to another generation!
I’d rather be in a reenactment of that scene from “The Serpent and the Rainbow” than let these two shit wastes have a kid.
Short says, “no thanks”.
If she walked up to you at a bar you’d shit yourself solid and jerk off the moment you got were alone.
Fist fist fist
she’s not preggo…that’s just a little stretching on the abs provided with a smile by my cock
I think Reese Witherspoon is kind of cute, and Monsters V aliens is pretty funny anyway, so she gets a pass
Shee’s just bloated from swallowing my man-jelly all night long!
“…and jerk off the moment you got were alone.”
Apparently my grammar is comparable to a dick’s sneeze.
we will just all have to agree to disagree on Gaga :)
sucker.
everybody knows 3 fists don’t make a fourth..
DB, almost.
I’d shit in her face and jerk off so my unborn children die on her bleeding face.
I like that little tummy on a girl. It gives me something to rest my forehead while I tongue fuck her.
I have to disagree on GaGa as well I’m afraid, especially since my daughters like her, hearing that album more than once is soul destroying…
How long is your tongue Rokan???
Or are they just really small women?
Jesus, that’s gross, Grub.
so FUPA equals forhead padding, Rokan?
’s all ok Cali, each to it’s own..
is that a LiLo?
Cali - you’re cute and all but you have shit taste in music
Its all in the angle, Rem. You’ve got to get her knees covering her ears.
Ever since the movie ‘FEAR’ I’ve wanted to brush my teeth with this girl’s clit.
rem - you let your 10 year old listen to Gaga?!!?? every song is about getting fucked up or getting fucked…. you might as well throw on if you seek amy while you’re at it. not kids music hun stick with Miley.