03.30.2009 reese is pregnant and/or tubby

Reese Witherspoon was shopping in Santa Monica yesterday and new reports say that “rumors of a baby are starting to swirl.”  And here’s all the proof you need, a close-up of her guilt-proving un-six packed stomach.  Here’s proof that TRex’s could fly and the Dinosaur King had a sword of flames (a gift from a wizard, perhaps?) and here’s proof that fox’s will sneak up on you and say “Boo!”

(image source = flynet)


(173) Comments

  1. short 03/30/2009 07:45

    no thanks

  2. FatOldElvis 03/30/2009 07:46

    These stupid fuckers are spreading the sad cartoon turtle face genes to another generation!

    I’d rather be in a reenactment of that scene from “The Serpent and the Rainbow” than let these two shit wastes have a kid.

  3. DB's Treasure 03/30/2009 07:48

    Short says, “no thanks”.

    If she walked up to you at a bar you’d shit yourself solid and jerk off the moment you got were alone.

  4. Fake FatOldElvis 03/30/2009 07:48

    Fist fist fist

  5. Long_Duk_Dong 03/30/2009 07:49

    she’s not preggo…that’s just a little stretching on the abs provided with a smile by my cock

  6. RemSteale 03/30/2009 07:50

    I think Reese Witherspoon is kind of cute, and Monsters V aliens is pretty funny anyway, so she gets a pass

  7. Mac-Daddy 03/30/2009 07:50

    Shee’s just bloated from swallowing my man-jelly all night long!

  8. DB's Treasure 03/30/2009 07:50

    “…and jerk off the moment you got were alone.”

    Apparently my grammar is comparable to a dick’s sneeze.

  9. Cali27 03/30/2009 07:50

    we will just all have to agree to disagree on Gaga :)

  10. grubber 03/30/2009 07:51

    sucker.
    everybody knows 3 fists don’t make a fourth..

    DB, almost.
    I’d shit in her face and jerk off so my unborn children die on her bleeding face.

  11. Rokan 03/30/2009 07:52

    I like that little tummy on a girl. It gives me something to rest my forehead while I tongue fuck her.

  12. RemSteale 03/30/2009 07:52

    I have to disagree on GaGa as well I’m afraid, especially since my daughters like her, hearing that album more than once is soul destroying…

  13. RemSteale 03/30/2009 07:52

    How long is your tongue Rokan???

  14. RemSteale 03/30/2009 07:53

    Or are they just really small women?

  15. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 03/30/2009 07:53

    Jesus, that’s gross, Grub.

    so FUPA equals forhead padding, Rokan?

  16. grubber 03/30/2009 07:54

    ’s all ok Cali, each to it’s own..
    is that a LiLo?

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 03/30/2009 07:54

    Cali - you’re cute and all but you have shit taste in music

  18. Rokan 03/30/2009 07:54

    Its all in the angle, Rem. You’ve got to get her knees covering her ears.

  19. DB's Treasure 03/30/2009 07:54

    Ever since the movie ‘FEAR’ I’ve wanted to brush my teeth with this girl’s clit.

  20. Cali27 03/30/2009 07:55

    rem - you let your 10 year old listen to Gaga?!!?? every song is about getting fucked up or getting fucked…. you might as well throw on if you seek amy while you’re at it. not kids music hun stick with Miley.

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