ri and chris have a sex tape. maybe.

By brendon March 19, 2009 @ 11:23 AM

Star magazine says today that Rihanna is privately worried that a sex tape she made with Chris Brown – who was recently in the news after he, “shoved Rihannas head against the passenger window … she turned and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand.  He then drove away and continued to punch her in the face” – will somehow get leaked to the public.

"Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality,” a source says.  “But she'd be mortified if her friends and family found this out!"
Insiders say Rihanna is still emotionally fragile and vulnerable since the assault.
"This whole beating incident is terribly humiliating for her. She's already traumatized and will do anything to make it all go away as quickly as possible."

They say Chris is the one with the tapes, so it seems logical that if they get leaked, he’s the one who did it.  That’s her concern.  That the dude who punched her in the face 800 times will release their sex tape.  It’s easy to see why she took him back, isn’t it.  He’s like a dashing romantic prince from olden days.

(source of the pics of ri last night in la = pacific coast)

(228) Comments

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    entropissed 03/19/2009 11:57


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    CaIi27 03/19/2009 11:57

    this could be hot if Rihanna is wearing the shoes from her Disturbia video.

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    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/19/2009 11:58

    If he’s not beating the shit out of her while banging her I’m going to be sorely disappointed.

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    scum 03/19/2009 11:59

    I would rather watch their fight videos.

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    DB's Treasure 03/19/2009 11:59

    I’d like to stab these two with one of my socks.

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    scum 03/19/2009 11:59

    Will they show the sex tape on Animal Planet?

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    RedRage 03/19/2009 11:59

    Who fucking cares?! Nothing hotter Rihanna in her protective head gear getting it from the beater.

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    Old_Perv 03/19/2009 12:00

    No, no , no no more of these two.

  9. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/19/2009 12:00

    Dear overweight bastard in the banner pic,

    All the hair gel in the world won’t make your fat head look good.


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    Cali27 03/19/2009 12:01

    What’s the matter FAKE CALI can’t fucking post as yourself??? GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

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    SuperB 03/19/2009 12:01

    You know he blows his load on that HUGE forehead of hers…

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    CaIi27 03/19/2009 12:02

    Chris Brown makes my anus moist.

    everytime I hear My Heart’s All Over The World Tonight I have to change panties.

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    WhoIsThisGuy 03/19/2009 12:03

    Sup – I bet he means to cream her face but the forehead always gets the shrapnel.

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    TopherRyan 03/19/2009 12:04

    *Chris Brown makes my anus moist.*

    mine too

  15. avatar
    Cali27 03/19/2009 12:04

    TR – PLEASE do not talk to the fake Cali.

  16. avatar
    leftnutofjesus 03/19/2009 12:05

    look at her handsome bodyguard with the down syndrome face, chicken fried hair, and baconfucker cheeks. it’s a wonder she even remembers chris.

  17. avatar
    TopherRyan 03/19/2009 12:05

    Cali my love—-my bad. How do I tell the two of you apart?

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    scum 03/19/2009 12:05

    You mean there is a real Cali.

  19. avatar
    leftnutofjesus 03/19/2009 12:05

    this weed’s sarcastic. i just got it. some stemmy shit, but intense on the sativa side. mmm mmm

  20. avatar
    Willie Beamin 03/19/2009 12:05

    Jogging makes my anus moist

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