rihanna is an idiot, part 2

FOX 11 in L.A. somehow got their hands on the notes taken by the LAPD detective investigating Chris Brown for beating the shit out of Rihanna, and the details of that night are every bit as uplifting as you might imagine.  TMZ has a summary:

Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn't because she was wearing her seat belt. 

Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving.  Blood spattered all over Rihanna's clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood. 
Brown allegedly told Rihanna, "I'm going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see."

Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."

Brown then replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you."

According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

I will say this about Rihanna, that bitch is tough.  She’s like the Terminator.  Chris probably only stopped because he was exhausted, but he never did finish her off.  At one point Chris went to his corner and was overheard saying, she's not human, she's like a piece of iron.