If anyone has a rational explanation for why Paltrow and the Sad Cartoon Turtle get movie roles anytime they want, yet the last thing Heather Graham was in was my erotic fantasies, I’d love to hear it. This is her last week in Hawaii. She's awesome. She’s not the greatest actress in the world or anything, but jesus it's just acting. Anyone can do that shit. Just say the words on the page. Curl up your hand and button your shirt all the way up if you’re a retard, look to the left of the person you’re speaking to if you’re blind. Ta-da, you’re acting. It’s not like were entrusting her to reignite to sun, so just put her hot ass in some god damn movies.
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Fist! Hey, where is everyone?
No piss? No rollerblades? Disappointed.
She’s in Todd Phillips’ “The Hangover.” Stripper mom with baby.
Topher, if you are still here: How about making an e-sextape of me giving you e-head?
I guess “fantastic” is another way of saying “has chicken skin.”
And now I actually have to do some work to maintain my cushy lifestyle. Eat my bracket, fuckers!
She looks pretty good for her…gotta be mid-forties by now.
Dr. Clock = yummy
My bracket is perfect so far. Let’s go WKU!!
Eh 39…still.
I bet she gives great helmet!
Done her already
She is 39 and from Milwaukee. I would stick my brat so far up in her that my cheese curds would shoot out of every orifice in her head.
She’s always been willing to show skin in the movies. Great tits, nice heavy, fresh ones that you can motor-boat. I know Boogie Nights was like 20 years ago, but still . . .
Pics 5 and 12, broad has a nice tight turdcutter.
Cheese Curds? I sense a mid-western Culvers eating aura about you, Scum.
WKU? F* that!
Heather Graham is best in Killing Me Softly. Haven’t seen it? See it…
I will have the Double Butterburger with cheese combo basket please.
I’d do her. Hard.
She still graces my spank bank. She did some movie where she gets tied up naked with some long silk scarf near a fireplace. Fap fap fapilicious!
I would gladly eat that graham cracker. Her name is graham and shes white get it? Fuck you all.