roller girl is still fantastic

March 20, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

If anyone has a rational explanation for why Paltrow and the Sad Cartoon Turtle get movie roles anytime they want, yet the last thing Heather Graham was in was my erotic fantasies, I’d love to hear it.  This is her last week in Hawaii.  She's awesome.  She’s not the greatest actress in the world or anything, but jesus it's just acting.  Anyone can do that shit.  Just say the words on the page.  Curl up your hand and button your shirt all the way up if you’re a retard, look to the left of the person you’re speaking to if you’re blind.  Ta-da, you’re acting.  It’s not like were entrusting her to reignite to sun, so just put her hot ass in some god damn movies.  (image source = splash news)

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