Star was the first to report that Rihanna was on her way to reuniting with Chris Brown (here), 8 days before People and TMZ confirmed that she was back with him last Friday, so don't dismiss their claim that they got married. Or do dismiss it, whatever. It's your life man.
…the couple had a tearful face-to-face meeting, during which an emotional Chris apologized, begged for forgiveness and proposed to her on the spot. "All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever," a source tells Star. "Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you.'"
The website says they even called a minister over to the house, but doesn’t say if they actually got married. This was just a little tease to make you buy the magazine. To get your money. Just like when I give kids at the junior high some weed.
Role models for the community.
No doubt.
she deserves it
I bet she had a kick ass honeymoon.
She believes in Fairy Tells…. Like the one where Cinderella gets beaten all the time…. she loves that one.
tales.
TGGT -
I like what you did there.
That sort of thing doesn’t go unnoticed when we do your yearly review.
I see an OJ type happy ending here.
For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt.
And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.
Once upon a time…there was a dumb bitch who had no self esteem and let a man beat her, because she was too dumb to let herself have a backbone….
The End.
It’s getting to the point where I’d rather fellate the death end of a flamethrower than read about these two.
“She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris.”
If most of the shit that I like is banned from children, I think fairy tales should be rated R. It fucks chicks like this in the head. Especially classics like ‘Ruby Red and the Bitchslapper.’
What a stupid bitch…
NINJA PLEEEEEEEASE
Oh and DB - reconcile with Sup so we can go hunting in kansas this winter…they have monster bucks in Kansas
can someone tell me what fairy tale has the princess gettin her ass kicked on the side of the road in a lamborghini? God i hope that dopey bitch reads these.
No. More. Ninjas.
Duk, reconcile? Her and I are all good, my man. I’m sure we three could go buck hunting together.
Great…another soon to be single nig mother with a deadbeat abusive husband. Sure, they’ll have money for the next couple of years, but they’ll end up broke.
Can’t we just put them on a boat and ship them back to where they came from……is return postage guaranteed?
Whatta fucking stupid couple…
I mean, seriously? Why ruin a great thing with marriage?
‘can someone tell me what fairy tale has the princess gettin her ass kicked on the side of the road in a lamborghini?’
Whatever the title, you know Disney and Pixar are squabbling over the right to it.