Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna three weeks ago, and he should be in jail, but instead he went to Diddys Miami mansion and partied for three weeks while the cuts and bruises on her face healed. Now she’s decided he’s suffered enough, and they’re working things out. Fantastic. OK! says…
The story of Chris Brown and Rihanna's tainted love continues. Now that the on-again has couple returned to L.A. together, OK! has learned exclusively that the pair — rather than go to either of their L.A.-area homes — immediately checked into the posh surroundings of the Beverly Wilshire Beverly Hills hotel.
Why does it feel like I'm angrier at this piece of shit than she is? And now I'm angry at her too. He put her in the hospital, then went and rode some jet skis. Now she’s back. When he knocks her around again, it's gonna be pretty hard to care. If you dip yourself in honey then climb into a bear cage, and then the bear bites you, really who's fault is that?
WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIST! Literally!
over/under on her killing him in his sleep with a fire extinguisher?
Oh god fucking damn you.
you mean, “they’re at the beverly Worcestershire”
i’m trying to care. brundon’s TRYING to post funny shit. i’m TRYING to maintain this level of stonedness throughout the day. brother, we’re all TRYING. i DID jack off in the shower this morning, though. fuck yes.
rondogg,
i always see you early mang. you got cows to feed at 4a central or something?
Hey Br8ndon, enough of this shit, bro. It’s like fucking a rapist…
…okay, I have no idea how it’s like fucking a rapist
Chris Brown plans to cover Van Halen
♫ Don’t draw the line
Honey I ain’t through with you
The harder the better
Do it til we’re black and blue ♫
I hope she realized that this is all her fault. Umbrella wasn’t really that good of a song.
i’m confused as fuck. there’s a hot chick at the top of the homepage now. the hudgeons cunt.
i can’t be this lifted on the lord.
leftnut, I’m at that state where I’m still pretty drunk and not hungover yet, and I’m thinking about smoking up….although I’m at work so I have no idea how I’d react…..should I toke?
Another story about these two pathetic losers.
Basic advice, stop hitting women, stop dating a fuckwitted woman beater.
End.
The hot chic is two posts down. I think. I mean, I know she’s the hot chic… hotter chic… she definitely has bigger tits than the Disney Dizzy…
Eh, work is about to ruin my day any minute now anyway.
DB, coming from someone who has seen you stoned…uh no. Don’t do it.
leftnut,
Someone’s got to bring Doctress her feedbag in the morning..
I will celebrate her next beating.
Day one, I played with her blood
Day two, I left her face bruised
And we called it makin’ love.
Day theee, her blood played with me,
Dirty talk caught me off guard,
Had the nerve to ask if I thought she was crazy!
-Sage Francis
The next time she complains about getting a Chris Brown beat down, Chris should really be the one complaining because obviously she’s just doing it to f up his career. Obviously it doesn’t bother her that much.
RideLo
TNB